Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome to OOF

Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Down

Author Topic: my new neighbour  (Read 3105 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Richie London

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • heathrow
  • Posts: 10932
    • View Profile
my new neighbour
« on: 18 June 2012, 08:45:38 »
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)
Logged

Webby the Bear

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Northampton
  • Posts: 12729
    • 2000 (W Reg.) 2.5 V6 CD
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #1 on: 18 June 2012, 09:03:05 »
Payment in kind, Rich?  :D ;D
Logged
RIP Paul Lovejoy

wakeyomega

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Wakefield
  • Posts: 450
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #2 on: 18 June 2012, 10:06:35 »
Lets hope her 6' 6" ex marine professional wrestler father doesn't own an Omega and is a member on here Eh!

#bettergetsomehospitalinsurance

 ;)
Logged
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32566
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #3 on: 18 June 2012, 10:39:35 »
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32566
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #4 on: 18 June 2012, 10:43:13 »
Quote from: wakeyomega on 18 June 2012, 10:06:35
Lets hope her 6' 6" ex marine professional wrestler father doesn't own an Omega and is a member on here Eh!

#bettergetsomehospitalinsurance

 ;)


Actually, I have a nineteen year old daughter who has just flown the nest. She's moved to London. 
Logged

Richie London

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • heathrow
  • Posts: 10932
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #5 on: 18 June 2012, 10:46:08 »
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen.   ;)
Logged

Webby the Bear

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Northampton
  • Posts: 12729
    • 2000 (W Reg.) 2.5 V6 CD
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #6 on: 18 June 2012, 10:50:46 »
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 10:46:08
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen.    ;)

 ;D
Logged
RIP Paul Lovejoy

Seth

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • South Wales Valleys
  • Posts: 6646
  • If there's a 'system' - play it ... !
    • '99 2.5TD GLS Estate
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #7 on: 18 June 2012, 10:51:16 »
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 10:46:08
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen.   ;)

 ;D ;D ;D Nice one Rich! ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Gettin' seriously hacked-off by those who ignore the wisdom of proven experience ... and Forum guidelines.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32566
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #8 on: 18 June 2012, 11:25:54 »
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 10:46:08
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen.   ;)






You mean like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?. I seem to recall that she enjoyed  a good shag in the kitchen. ;) :y
« Last Edit: 18 June 2012, 11:28:32 by Opti »
Logged

Kevin Wood

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Alton, Hampshire
  • Posts: 36418
    • Jaguar XE 25t, Westfield
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #9 on: 18 June 2012, 11:32:56 »
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 11:25:54
You mean like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?. I seem to recall that she enjoyed  a good shag in the kitchen. ;) :y

Yeah, just say no to the game stew, though. :o
Logged
Tech2 services currently available. See TheBoy's price list: http://theboy.omegaowners.com/

paul.lovejoy

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Ramsgate Kent
  • Posts: 2691
    • wife mad 2.6 cd estate
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #10 on: 18 June 2012, 13:39:13 »
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 11:25:54
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 10:46:08
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

too young for me to be honest but pretty girl. I prefer the mature woman who has plenty of experience in the kitchen.   ;)






You mean like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?. I seem to recall that she enjoyed  a good shag in the kitchen. ;) :y

 ;D ;D that just cost me a mouthfull of coffee ;D ;D ;D
Logged

aaronjb

  • Guest
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #11 on: 18 June 2012, 14:54:14 »
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

Not met many 19 year olds, eh Opti old chap? ;) ;D
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32566
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #12 on: 18 June 2012, 14:59:49 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 18 June 2012, 14:54:14
Quote from: Opti on 18 June 2012, 10:39:35
Quote from: Richie London on 18 June 2012, 08:45:38
Had a new neighbour move in Saturday. Single,female about 19. she locked herself out yesterday and wanted me to help her get in. I barely nudge the door and it flew open and took a massive chunk out the door frame. Being a carpenter i could not believe how rubbish the timber is that's been used to make the door frame. Big  blowrepair job for me now to secure it and make it good::)



You dirty old bugger, Richie. Trying your luck with a virginal young girl. ;)

Not met many 19 year olds, eh Opti old chap? ;) ;D


 
 Sadly, not lately, Aaron. :'( :'( But I'll have you know that in my day I was a bit of a pussy magnet. :)
Logged

bigboykarl

  • Senior Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • barnsley/london.
  • Posts: 598
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #13 on: 18 June 2012, 15:49:14 »

[/quote]


 
 Sadly, not lately, Aaron. :'( :'( But I'll have you know that in my day I worked in a cattery :)
[/quote]
fixed that for you opti  :y
Logged

Kevin Wood

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Alton, Hampshire
  • Posts: 36418
    • Jaguar XE 25t, Westfield
    • View Profile
Re: my new neighbour
« Reply #14 on: 18 June 2012, 15:52:16 »
Quote from: bigboykarl on 18 June 2012, 15:49:14



 
 Sadly, not lately, Aaron. :'( :'( But I'll have you know that in my day I worked in a cattery :)
[/quote]
fixed that for you opti  :y
[/quote]

Ahh. A pussy magnate, then? Spell checkers, eh? ;D
Logged
Tech2 services currently available. See TheBoy's price list: http://theboy.omegaowners.com/
Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.018 seconds with 17 queries.