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two nuns
« on: 11 April 2008, 23:47:43 »
two nuns driving along when a vampire jumps on the windscreen , one nun says to the other quick show him your cross , so she jumps out and shouts ! get off the f**king car you bastard !!!
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« Reply #1 on: 11 April 2008, 23:53:45 »
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two nuns driving along when a vampire jumps on the windscreen , one nun says to the other quick show him your cross , so she jumps out and shouts ! get off the f**king car you barsteward !!!

;D ;D ;D

Or:

"Oi, you with the teeth; p*ss-off!"  ;D
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Re: two nuns
« Reply #2 on: 11 April 2008, 23:57:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

like that,
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Re: two nuns
« Reply #3 on: 11 April 2008, 23:58:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: two nuns
« Reply #4 on: 12 April 2008, 00:22:44 »
 ;D ;D .This one is the truth,my brother was cleaning his car and topping up the water,as he got the the bottle of blue window wash he was about to put it in when a nun came over and asked what is that for ,he said it good for getting bird sh-t and dead flys off,the nun looked at him and sayed dead flys and she was not joking,so he told her when on the motor way going 70mph flys hit the window and this is good for getting them off,she told him it never happent to her car window ever that see never hit flys doing 70mph.And no this is not a joke,the two of us told her she was nuts.
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Re: two nuns
« Reply #5 on: 12 April 2008, 08:14:09 »
Like it  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 12 April 2008, 09:01:20 »
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;D ;D .This one is the truth,my brother was cleaning his car and topping up the water,as he got the the bottle of blue window wash he was about to put it in when a nun came over and asked what is that for ,he said it good for getting bird sh-t and dead flys off,the nun looked at him and sayed dead flys and she was not joking,so he told her when on the motor way going 70mph flys hit the window and this is good for getting them off,she told him it never happent to her car window ever that see never hit flys doing 70mph.And no this is not a joke,the two of us told her she was nuts.

 ;D Nunsensical!  ;D
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Re: two nuns
« Reply #7 on: 12 April 2008, 09:07:35 »
Always new nuns had bad habits!
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« Reply #8 on: 12 April 2008, 09:12:42 »
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Always new nuns had bad habits!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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