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Richie London

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this is good
« on: 11 April 2008, 23:35:51 »
Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath

6. Click on the following web address:

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

7. Watch him shit his pants

 ;D :D :D :D
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« Reply #1 on: 11 April 2008, 23:37:17 »
 ;D Hahaha......there`d be a riot on the plane; everyone diving for the exits!  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 11 April 2008, 23:38:30 »
im gonna have to do that on the train one morning, its well packed  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: this is good
« Reply #3 on: 11 April 2008, 23:39:42 »
Thats so funny, I wouldnt dare try it for the fear of getting attacked.
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« Reply #4 on: 11 April 2008, 23:41:10 »
How can you link to the internet on a plane or train?
Thinking, also seen tv progs where peole seem to link up all over the place, how?
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« Reply #5 on: 11 April 2008, 23:46:01 »
i take my kids to this place for dinner, they use the laptop while were there, lot of places are wi free now to get you in there. livingstone wnats to wi free hyde park the same as new new york has.
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« Reply #6 on: 11 April 2008, 23:50:06 »
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How can you link to the internet on a plane or train?
Thinking, also seen tv progs where peole seem to link up all over the place, how?

MacDonalds burger joints offer free WiFi internet access in all of their U.K restaurants.....The system is of good signal-strength and so I can park up outside a MacD`s when I am way from home-base and check my emails using a laptop from the comfort of my Miggy.  :y
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« Reply #7 on: 11 April 2008, 23:55:52 »
i have no internet here at home, i pay 5 a month for mobile internet and bluetooth it over tto my lappy. and i can do it anywhere i go too

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« Reply #8 on: 11 April 2008, 23:57:50 »
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i have no internet here at home, i pay 5 a month for mobile internet and bluetooth it over tto my lappy. and i can do it anywhere i go too

richie

That`s a good deal Richie; who`s it with?  ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 12 April 2008, 00:12:16 »
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MacDonalds burger joints offer free WiFi internet access in all of their U.K restaurants.....The system is of good signal-strength and so I can park up outside a MacD`s when I am way from home-base and check my emails using a laptop from the comfort of my Miggy.  :y

Same here, very handy when your not at work or home.  :y
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Re: this is good
« Reply #10 on: 12 April 2008, 00:35:57 »
The armed response team would shoot you in the head
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« Reply #11 on: 12 April 2008, 00:41:41 »
yes, given today's concerns showing this in public might not be the best idea. Good though. :D :D :D
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« Reply #12 on: 12 April 2008, 00:43:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 12 April 2008, 00:45:46 »
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The armed response team would shoot you in the head
yes they would,Did not like this one.at all  >:(
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« Reply #14 on: 12 April 2008, 08:15:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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