A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized
that
they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The
sheepdog, being protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
removed his arm. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the
man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her, but he
slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening
beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a
warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
the urge as long as he could, but he finally gave in, realising he now had
the opportunity, he leaned over to the young woman and whispered in her
ear ..................
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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