I've got a great idea that has never been tried that would virtually eliminate road deaths and cure unemployment at the same time.
Make every car slow down and make everybody aware of their presence by having a man with a red flag walk in front of the vehicle.
Doh, I'm only bringing back what we used to have.

Zero speed means zero accidents and zero deaths, the fact that society can't and won't work is a minor detail, wait for the EU directive on this with the following special exempt groups where there jobs and mobility are the most important in society: Politicians and senor trade unionists.
Alternatively, and even better idea, why doesn't the EU create a single currency, maybe call it something along the lines of the Euro, get the Club-med countries to join at noncompetitive exchange rates so they get very poor and go bankrupt, they then can't to import any oil and buy cars, so they revert to riding donkeys.
Doh, I'm not having a good day, I just read they've already done this one as well.
