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[STMO123]

My lad says he is getting fed up with cornettos. I've explained to him that, when I was a lad, I was lucky to get an ice cream once a week. I told him that there are two yummy flavours to chose from (strawberry and choc nut) and, because I love him dearly, I have stocked the freezer with them.
Wifey then had to spoil everything by saying "Aren't they 2 for 1 at asda?" Stupid woman, as if that would be the only reason I bought them. Pah!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My lad says he is getting fed up with cornettos. I've explained to him that, when I was a lad, I was lucky to get an ice cream once a week. I told him that there are two yummy flavours to chose from (strawberry and choc nut) and, because I love him dearly, I have stocked the freezer with them.
Wifey then had to spoil everything by saying "Aren't they 2 for 1 at asda?" Stupid woman, as if that would be the only reason I bought them. Pah!

Such adversity.......how will he cope?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My lad says he is getting fed up with cornettos. I've explained to him that, when I was a lad, I was lucky to get an ice cream once a week. I told him that there are two yummy flavours to chose from (strawberry and choc nut) and, because I love him dearly, I have stocked the freezer with them.
Wifey then had to spoil everything by saying "Aren't they 2 for 1 at asda?" Stupid woman, as if that would be the only reason I bought them. Pah!

........and you're a tight bastard, too.

[STMO123]

My lad says he is getting fed up with cornettos. I've explained to him that, when I was a lad, I was lucky to get an ice cream once a week. I told him that there are two yummy flavours to chose from (strawberry and choc nut) and, because I love him dearly, I have stocked the freezer with them.
Wifey then had to spoil everything by saying "Aren't they 2 for 1 at asda?" Stupid woman, as if that would be the only reason I bought them. Pah!

........and you're a tight bastard, too.

HO HO. Pot...kettle. Get up here and I'll take your teeth out for free.