Anybody else got the horrible feeling we are going to embarrass ourselves as a country ? unsold tickets, G4 security, the traffic? the omens aren't looking good.
Had the exact same conversation today with Mrs CG. She heard an ad on the radio asking people not to use the trains during the Olympics, but to drive in. How? Via the olympic lanes at £130 a pop?
If it rains there's a flood
If it doesn't there's a drought.
Border staff swamped.
Airports at max during normal use.
Tube can't cope with rush hour normally.
Elevated sections of road falling apart.
Economy is fe@ked
Staff in all the shops are retarded.
We have no coppers left
Armed forces standing in... And there's surface to air missiles on tower blocks in built up areas.
...and war ships on the Thames.
With the biggest hot bed of terrorist groups outside the sand box.
What could possibly go wrong...?
It's going to be a disaster, I am quite certain.