I'm having a Mid Life Crisis

[Del Boy]

I want a Focus RS, I took my mates out today, it Torque steers like a pig (Handy for going around right handed bends, because it was constantly going right), however, the noise, and the noise, the power for a Focus!, and the noise  .

[the alarming man]

you will be able to race the roads policing guys on the motorway....have you seen the new disco the sneaky bugger have got del?

[Del Boy]

you will be able to race the roads policing guys on the motorway....have you seen the new disco the sneaky bugger have got del?

KN54 YDP, Silver Disco 3? Yup I've seen it  .

[the alarming man]

no this is brand new and the only give away are thing is two little blue flashing either side of the number plate....its a sandy colour

[joshwyatt]

you will be able to race the roads policing guys on the motorway....have you seen the new disco the sneaky bugger have got del?

KN54 YDP, Silver Disco 3? Yup I've seen it  .

Not that you noted the reg or anything 
I'm equally as sad, I know most of the registrations of local police vehicles.

Focus RS - A bit chav looking, but as you say, the engine more than makes up for that.
How about a proper mid life crisis vehicle, some oddball american thing? Ford F-150 lightning 

[henryd]

you will be able to race the roads policing guys on the motorway....have you seen the new disco the sneaky bugger have got del?

KN54 YDP, Silver Disco 3? Yup I've seen it  .

Not that you noted the reg or anything 
I'm equally as sad, I know most of the registrations of local police vehicles.

Focus RS - A bit chav looking, but as you say, the engine more than makes up for that.
How about a proper mid life crisis vehicle, some oddball american thing? Ford F-150 lightning 

Good in a straight line,not so good at stopping or steering

[Del Boy]

no this is brand new and the only give away are thing is two little blue flashing either side of the number plate....its a sandy colour

That's another one then I hadn't seen, keep an eye out for the Silver KN54 YDP, that's a proper sneaky bugger, it got strobes at the top of the grill which aren't easily visible.

You have to note these things Josh .

[Nick W]

no this is brand new and the only give away are thing is two little blue flashing either side of the number plate....its a sandy colour

That's another one then I hadn't seen, keep an eye out for the Silver KN54 YDP, that's a proper sneaky bugger, it got strobes at the top of the grill which aren't easily visible.

Just before we stopped doing Police jobs, I got a call to pick up a stolen car.

When I arrived on scene, the car was obvious, but it looked like there was no-one with it. Just as I was about to get on the phone and have a moan about there being no keys with it, a couple of armed officers got out of a completely unmarked X5 to do the paperwork.  Kent Police have all sorts of toys that you wouldn't expect!

[Del Boy]

no this is brand new and the only give away are thing is two little blue flashing either side of the number plate....its a sandy colour

That's another one then I hadn't seen, keep an eye out for the Silver KN54 YDP, that's a proper sneaky bugger, it got strobes at the top of the grill which aren't easily visible.

Just before we stopped doing Police jobs, I got a call to pick up a stolen car.

When I arrived on scene, the car was obvious, but it looked like there was no-one with it. Just as I was about to get on the phone and have a moan about there being no keys with it, a couple of armed officers got out of a completely unmarked X5 to do the paperwork.  Kent Police have all sorts of toys that you wouldn't expect!

Yeah I know they had a green and a blue one before, both 07/57 plates I believe.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I want a Focus RS, I took my mates out today, it Torque steers like a pig (Handy for going around right handed bends, because it was constantly going right), however, the noise, and the noise, the power for a Focus!, and the noise  .

I'm having a MLC too, Del. But I'd prefer a nice TVR Griffith 500 complete with a moist nineteen year old dolly bird in the passenger seat.

[horsecow]

I'm having a MLC too, Del. But I'd prefer a nice TVR Griffith 500 complete with a moist nineteen year old dolly bird in the passenger seat.

Still too young for mlc but that sounds about right!! Cant bloody wait then 

[the alarming man]

no this is brand new and the only give away are thing is two little blue flashing either side of the number plate....its a sandy colour

That's another one then I hadn't seen, keep an eye out for the Silver KN54 YDP, that's a proper sneaky bugger, it got strobes at the top of the grill which aren't easily visible.

You have to note these things Josh .

well to be honest i think this one was new as tyres were blacked up etc...but i havent seen the silver one although i have seen the X5 that is quite an old one....we used to see what kent plod had deliverd new as our office was slap bang next too the garage in alyesford

[omega3000]

Have had a never ending mid life crisis about one of these for 20 yrs now 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MUSTANG-4-6-GT-V8-RHD-MODEL-WITH-CERVINI-BODY-KIT-SAT-NAV-/320909905765?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab7b88f65

Even more so now ive seen this right hand drive version 

[TheBoy]

I could never bring myself to ever own another Focus. The biggest heap of junk I've ever driven...  ...and I've driven some old school BL stuff

Of course, the RS has a better engine, but the chassis is still unpredictable.


I swore I'd never drive another Focus. Imagine my shock when I just looked at the details for a forthcoming holiday 

[Dishevelled Den]

I've just turned 60 and I'm still having one (a MILF MLC, that is).