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[Rods2]

Silvio-Berlusconi's newspaper il Giornale has a picture of Angela Merkel with her right hand raised with the headline: Fuhrer of the 4th Reich.

Two months ago when Italy knocked out German in the Euro semi-final. The paper had a picture of Merkel watching the match with the headline. 'Ciao, ciao culona' which translates as 'Bye bye lard arse.' (Just the thought of it is likely to give DD a touch of the Vapours). 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184447/Italian-newspaper-owned-Silvio-Berlusconi-prints-page-headline-saying-Fourth-Reich-picture-German-chancellor-Angela-Merkel.html

So much for the EU and the Euro bringing European countries together with every closer economies. They have never been so far apart.

So, if Berlusconi wins the next Italian election, you can see him and  Merkel having a good working relation ship, can't you. 

A phone call will be something along the lines of:

It's Silvio here can I speak to Angela.

Who, Silvio the Italian Prime Minister.

Hang on a minute I will see if she if free?

Background wispering: Just get rid of him, I though we had seen the last of that $*&%, when I had him replaced with Monti.

Sorry, she is having a hair done.

How about later? Manicure.

Tomorrow, sorry a finance meeting, well that's what I want to talk her about we could make it a conference call?

Hang on, she said sorry, no chance, you wouldn't understand as it's about getting a country to grow faster and run even bigger surpluses at the expense of the rest of the Eurozone. By that she means ours.

How about Saturday then, Sorry, Angela is having an all day massage.

Silvio, with the size of that butt, she will need an all day....  What did you say? I said, now she's talking my kind of language, we can make it three some. I have my standards, the masseur is ideally under 18 and must understand bunga, bunga to provide all those wonderful special extras.

Angela has agreed, a three some it is, (Silvio is shocked  - could this put Italian-German relations in a whole new position!) we will see you at 9am, she has arranged the ideal masseur, only 17, very tall and sexy, who is very, very accommodating and will give you the full works in every department, for plenty of bunga, bunga....



Just ask for Hans. 

[Dishevelled Den]

“Oh mio dio Angelina you are so hot, can we, should we - is there anyone else who can possibly steal your affections from me?”

“Aach Silvia, there’s this Englander called RodsZwei who has designs on my lady parts – but now that you’re so close, whispering all those wonderful things we European leaders love to hear, I don’t think I can allow him to spoil our blossoming relationship by listening to his inconvenient truths.”

“Buono, mia principessa. The make believe world of our high politics is a much better place to inhabit – but before we start please tell me one thing, who the opps is DD, and what’s he doing down there?”

[Kevin Wood]

Oh, I don't feel too well.