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Lies.....
« on: 08 August 2012, 12:41:55 »
How about a bit of light hearted fun?

 Rules are simple... Post a lie about the previous poster...
It can be anything you like, the more ridiculous the better

Examples..
Has been to every Barry Manilow  concert in last 20 years
Has read his wife's 50 shades book in secret... Twice!

So, someone gets to have a pop at me first and so it goes on...

Have a go guys, it's just for fun  :)
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #1 on: 08 August 2012, 14:29:02 »
30 views and no lies?  Miserable gits!  :D
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #2 on: 08 August 2012, 15:05:22 »
Cam2502 is not really Scottish and he is in fact a 12 year old keyboard warrior from London.  ;D
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #3 on: 08 August 2012, 15:34:46 »
Mantahatch pulls condoms over his head & inflates them by breathing in through his mouth & out through his nose.
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #4 on: 08 August 2012, 15:37:07 »
Pete doesn't know one end of an Omega from another.  In fact, he's a 17 year old boy that can't even pass his driving theory test!  ::)
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #5 on: 08 August 2012, 16:01:59 »
Twiglet  is a close personal friend of Alan partridge
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #6 on: 08 August 2012, 17:04:29 »
Cam wears his wife's G-string under his Kilt!  ;)

Edit: That's probably true though!!  :-X  :D
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« Reply #7 on: 08 August 2012, 19:31:24 »
TiggerHayes steals his neighbours rainwater & complains cos it doesn't penetrate his Tenants wall quickly enough! ::) ;) ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 08 August 2012, 20:57:28 »
philrich's avatar isnt an avatar,its actually his real passport photo  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 08 August 2012, 21:00:04 »
Hercules is  a 6 stone wimp !
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« Reply #10 on: 08 August 2012, 21:01:28 »
Essex Big Al, is a 20 stone cross dresser in white stilletos and drives an Imprezza
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« Reply #11 on: 08 August 2012, 21:09:38 »
Marks DTM Calib isnt called mark or dtm and he isnt calibrated,hes actually called lemuel and he smokes a clay pipe
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« Reply #12 on: 08 August 2012, 22:09:05 »
hercules actually drives a Perodua Nippa & wears Russell Harty's old pink slippers (the lovely fluffy ones :D) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 08 August 2012, 22:56:18 »
Philrich drives a Renault,and is actually French. :P ;D
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Re: Lies.....
« Reply #14 on: 09 August 2012, 00:19:00 »
Quote from: Albitz on 08 August 2012, 22:56:18
Philrich drives a Renault,and is actually French. :P ;D

Bloody Monkeys.......... :-X :-X
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