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[OOMV6]

Under a car whilst repairing it

[SIR Philbutt]

On the bog, done that but was at work  , In a bath like "Smiffy" on gavin & stacey, lmfao when I saw that, in almost every car I have owned, but not when driving, and almost every night in my lay-z-boy.

Narcolepsy rules 

is that you Phil or could it be terry wogan no wait a minute is it Albs after a hard night doing up his car working

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I woke up in a very comfy Privet hedge once, it was about 5am in the middle of January and I had a light dusting of snow!!    I think I must have needed a little rest on my way home from the pub, trouble was I was in totally the wrong part of town!!   

[plym ian]

upside down in a mk2 cav after going out all day and night with a bird, dropped her off at 4 am got on to a127 next thing I know I'm upside down not a scratch on me but car was totalled. thing is i didn't even feel tired, apparently according to mr plod I bounced off central reservation and narrowly missed a lorry in a layby. oh to be young and stupid again

[paul.lovejoy]

and lucky by the sounds of it

[paul.lovejoy]

try this

he actually looks quite comfortable

it does look like Daz from behind......not that i meant from behind as in behind oh furk it i know what i meant

[paul.lovejoy]

those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits

well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door

and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add

falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part

Not whilst at it, I hope 

yes and not just the once but last time it was my birthday

[Gaffers]

In a half eaten lamb henry, next to a half drunk pint of beer (the first of the evening) on my first leave from Sandhurst

[OOMV6]

those of you that know me must by now have sussed i am not the full tin of buiscuits

well this morning i found myself asleep in the fridge i had gone in there for milk to make a coffee to wake myself up the fridge alarm woke me up oh its one of those big american ones but i wasnt actually cuddled up on a shelf with a tub of marg more leant against the open door

and yes fell asleep on wifey and on the toilet not both at the same time i might add

falling asleep on the throne is bad enough its the peeling your numb arse of the seat thats the worst part

Not whilst at it, I hope 

yes and not just the once but last time it was my birthday

Oh dear, oh dear. Can't have pleased wifey .... that could be understood 2 ways I realise.
Confession time. You're not the only one.  After a very heavy night out with buddies ..... you know the story.....get going ... pause for a second to catch breath .... and oops, fell asleep. . But only once.

[Omegatoy]

LOL On a kawasaki H1 500, coming back from the new birds place been drinking and shagging all weekend was absolutley knackered, driving sedately along, next thing i knew bloke was in the ditch shaking my shoulder asking if i was allright, apparently he was on his way to work and had seen me in the rather ditch still sat up on the bike, where it had jammed the footrests between the sides of the flaming ditch, I was covered in mud and crap had been there since 2AM!! when he woke me it was 6.30am!!

Other one was in cyprus,been out on the ouzo with the lads ,search party found me 2 days later fast asleep under a herd of goats out in the bondu, I stank, was filthy, had alchol poisoning and had been awol for the 2 days, 4 days in hospital and 2 weeks in an army clink!! never again!!

They were lethal even when the rider was wide awake.!! 

yes it was a bit of a handful, but the wheelies it kept doing really turned said bird on!!!  ::)Kim was her name lol ahh memories

[Auto Addict]

Many years ago, at a holiday camp, in the front row watching a comedian.

Fell asleep and started snorning.

Everybody said it was funnier than the comedian.

[05omegav6]

On the loo is a personal favourite

Strangest is probably on a piano stool...

Lying under the car, mid repair seems to be an ideal place to have a nap, especially on a warm day, less fun on freezing cold concrete though a quick and easy way to a nasty chest infection ime

It would also appear that several of us are lucky to be here...

[STMO123]

I regularly fall asleep whilst reading one of Lovescocks pos..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Inside Keira Knightley........she wasn't as good as I'd hoped.  

[Richie London]

Under the cigarette machine in the mean fiddler.and in stir.going nettles in the park.