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park your car sir?
« on: 10 September 2012, 14:13:17 »
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #1 on: 10 September 2012, 14:15:55 »
I would guess its an auto and he stamped on the loud pedal instead of the brake pedal,and then panicked.
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #2 on: 10 September 2012, 14:22:31 »
Oh dear. Guessing it was an auto as it was creeping. In fairness, the foot brake on an auto is only about a foot wide so easy mistake to make.  ::)

We saw an old lady bounce off a Land Rover Freelander and wrap her car round a tree in a garden centre car park yesterday. She was badly shaken so they took her off in an Ambulance.  :-\
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #3 on: 10 September 2012, 14:57:26 »
Stop Press! MP found to be incompetent in even the most simple practical task. ::)

What's the betting they don't find anything wrong with the car until presented with some brown paper envelopes?

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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #4 on: 10 September 2012, 15:36:28 »
He is now fully qualified to be the Government's Health and Safety minister.  :D :D :D  :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #5 on: 10 September 2012, 15:43:16 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 10 September 2012, 15:36:28
He is now fully qualified to be the Government's Health and Safety minister.  :D :D :D  :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D

Shame. Seems better qualified for transport - forcing everyone onto buses that smell of pee while swanning around in a great big merc. ::)

Ahh. MP for Banbury, you say?.. Off you go, TheBoy... :D
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #6 on: 10 September 2012, 17:09:54 »
well in the article it claims he lost control when the car crept foward...how in gods name do you cause that much damage with a creep...mind you lucky there was no one caught short :y
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #7 on: 10 September 2012, 21:33:59 »
Obviously a dickhead  :o
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #8 on: 10 September 2012, 22:20:10 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 10 September 2012, 17:09:54
well in the article it claims he lost control when the car crept foward...how in gods name do you cause that much damage with a creep...mind you lucky there was no one caught short :y

Big Creep.  ::) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 10 September 2012, 22:31:06 »
Quote from: Albitz on 10 September 2012, 14:15:55
I would guess its an auto and he stamped on the loud pedal instead of the brake pedal,and then panicked.

Had he been a two'footer' the problem would not have arisen. :-[ :-*
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« Reply #10 on: 10 September 2012, 22:32:33 »
Good point,well made Den. :y ;D
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #11 on: 10 September 2012, 22:37:13 »
Quote from: Dishevelled Den on 10 September 2012, 22:31:06
Quote from: Albitz on 10 September 2012, 14:15:55
I would guess its an auto and he stamped on the loud pedal instead of the brake pedal,and then panicked.

Had he been a two'footer' the problem would not have arisen. :-[ :-*

I didn't like to say ........  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: park your car sir?
« Reply #12 on: 11 September 2012, 00:29:16 »
Quote from: Dishevelled Den on 10 September 2012, 22:31:06
Quote from: Albitz on 10 September 2012, 14:15:55
I would guess its an auto and he stamped on the loud pedal instead of the brake pedal,and then panicked.

Had he been a two'footer' the problem would not have arisen. :-[ :-*

Or a one brainer  ;) ;)
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