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[Nickbat]

Followed a van near Watford today.

The signage:

Wok 'n' Bowl
Chinese Takeaway

 

[tigers_gonads]

We used to have a chinese round here called  "wok ever"   

[waspy]

There's one close by called "Foo Lin" chinese take away

Here's a joke that you'll only get if you're from up narth. The local chinese take away had to close down recently, because there was no wok.

[stewart000]

i BS you not..... used to live close to one  'OK I Wong'

[omega3000]

BBQ spare ribs curry sauce and flied rice , lovely 

[tidla]

i BS you not..... used to live close to one  'OK I Wong'

Wong Chef.

I always wonder what happened to the right chef.

[PhilRich]

Local Chinky (no longer in business)  Proprietors:  C Fok & L Mann 

[Turk]

We have a 'Ling Di Long'.

[hotel21]

Many moons ago I sailed with an HK Chinese engineroom fitter called Wan Fuk Ti.

Fella couldn't speak much English but could see perfectly well.....   

[Dishevelled Den]

A certain detective (accompanied by the fragrant members of a local SPG unit) had to search the premises of a well known owner of an Oriental restaurant (not for the first time it must be said).

As was customary, when such occasions arose, the owner displayed his disapproval of the police action by addressing the plain-clothes element of the invading force by declaiming – “You for coffee?”

[tidla]

A certain detective (accompanied by the fragrant members of a local SPG unit) had to search the premises of a well known owner of an Oriental restaurant (not for the first time it must be said).

As was customary, when such occasions arose, the owner displayed his disapproval of the police action by addressing the plain-clothes element of the invading force by declaiming – “You for coffee?”

 

http://youtu.be/rQFfMyxa04A

[SIR Philbutt]

There used to be a van knocking about here that had Ghupta and Patel Building Contractor's on the side

on the back it said "You've tried the cowboy's now try the Indians" 

[Vamps]

There used to be a van knocking about here that had Ghupta and Patel Building Contractor's on the side

on the back it said "You've tried the cowboy's now try the Indians" 

I like that ................

[SteveAvfc.]

Local Chinky (no longer in business)  Proprietors:  C Fok & L Mann 

Got reprimanded once for saying that in work had the racist card brandished at me ffs.

[tigers_gonads]

Local Chinky (no longer in business)  Proprietors:  C Fok & L Mann 

Got reprimanded once for saying that in work had the racist card brandished at me ffs.

I my youth, me and a couple of lads got chased across the road in new waltham by the owner with a bloody big meat cleaver for taking the pish out of the lass behind the counter of his chinese takeaway there 

Shall we say that I was never a very "political correct" person and various alcohol indused fraizes from the film "platoon" came out along with the good old "69 with fried rice" 

2 of us ended up jumping into my mates capri "duke of hazard style" to get away from him 

Bumped into the girl in grimsby a few weeks later.  Turned out she didn't take offence and we had a good laugh about it but we was warned that if daddy ever got his hands on us we were "chop suey"   


How times have changed