Learn Chinese in 5 mins

[RolandL]

Learn Chinese in Five (5) minutes.
(You MUST read them aloud.)

English ....................................................................Chinese

That's not right ........................................................Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?......................................Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP..............................................................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man....................................................................Dum Fuk
Small Horse.................................................................Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?.............................................Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table....................................Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift............................................Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here.....................................................Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet.....................................Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone...............................................No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week......................Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight........................................................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile ........................................Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive..........................................Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great.........................................................................Fa Kin Su Pa

sorry couldn't resist

[Elite Pete]

PMSL  

[Bo Bo]

Chinese is easy, I'll have a 24, 9 & 47 please!  

[RolandL]

You want chips wi dat ?

[Elite Pete]

or a 69 two can chew

[Bo Bo]

You want chips wi dat ?

Yeah & where's my free prawn crackers?  

[Timbuk]

or a 69 two can chew

[Tony H]

Solfvinigaaa

[Elite Pete]

Solfvinigaaa

And I thought they were asking me if I had a sorefinger for the last 20 years

[hotel21]

Twenty odd years ago, I sailed with Hong Kong Chinese crew on merchant ships.  Brilliant blokes, willing workers and all had a wicked sense of humour.

One Bosun had the name (excuse the English typing) of Wun Fuk Ti (no kidding   )

But the chap could see perfectly well!!

B

[bob.dent]

.....and here's one more

Man performing sex act on woman - Chew sum idiot


There a lot more in this nature but if I post them on here AA will be slapping my wrists and deducting post counts:

[Del Boy]

Set meal for 4 please

[bob.dent]

Set meal for 4 please

LOL  

[nixoro]

Thats quality