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Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« on: 30 October 2006, 22:00:36 »
Learn Chinese in Five (5) minutes.
(You MUST read them aloud.)

English ....................................................................Chinese

That's not right ........................................................Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?......................................Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP..............................................................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man....................................................................Dum Fuk
Small Horse.................................................................Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?.............................................Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table....................................Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift............................................Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here.....................................................Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet.....................................Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone...............................................No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week......................Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight........................................................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile ........................................Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive..........................................Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great.........................................................................Fa Kin Su Pa

sorry couldn't resist ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2006, 22:12:20 »
PMSL  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2006, 22:14:55 »
Chinese is easy, I'll have a 24, 9 & 47 please!  :D
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2006, 22:17:40 »
You want chips wi dat ?
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #4 on: 30 October 2006, 22:17:51 »
or a 69 two can chew :o
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« Reply #5 on: 30 October 2006, 22:25:15 »
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You want chips wi dat ?
Yeah & where's my free prawn crackers?  :D
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« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2006, 22:25:15 »
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or a 69 two can chew :o
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2006, 22:27:09 »
Solfvinigaaa
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« Reply #8 on: 30 October 2006, 22:29:13 »
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And I thought they were asking me if I had a sorefinger for the last 20 years ;D
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #9 on: 30 October 2006, 22:47:21 »
Twenty odd years ago, I sailed with Hong Kong Chinese crew on merchant ships.  Brilliant blokes, willing workers and all had a wicked sense of humour.

One Bosun had the name (excuse the English typing) of Wun Fuk Ti (no kidding  ;D )

But the chap could see perfectly well!!

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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #10 on: 31 October 2006, 09:59:36 »
.....and here's one more

Man performing sex act on woman - Chew sum idiot
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There a lot more in this nature but if I post them on here AA will be slapping my wrists and deducting post counts::) ;D
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Re: Learn Chinese in 5 mins
« Reply #11 on: 31 October 2006, 10:21:42 »
Set meal for 4 please
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« Reply #12 on: 31 October 2006, 10:26:44 »
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Set meal for 4 please

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« Reply #13 on: 31 October 2006, 15:14:21 »
Thats quality ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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