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Nickbat

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Goodbye trusty Zippo lighter
« on: 21 April 2008, 23:04:01 »

Just got back from a short holiday...minus my trusty Zippo lighter.

Checked in at Gatwick last Wednesday morning at 4.30 am. Stuck in a bloody queue at check-in for ages because a daft couple at the front couldn't understand why EasyJet wouldn't accept SIX bags weighing over 20kg each for two fare-paying pasengers. rather dimwits - why don't they read the restrictions before they set out.  >:( >:( Eventually they paid £170 and the queue started moving again.

Got to security and was told to remove shoes, jacket and belt and place them in x-ray tray,. Also told to empty trouser pockets. Out came my trusty Zippo lighter which has accompanied me on many a trip.

Conversation with security woman:

"You can't take that on board."

"But I've taken it with me before with no problem"

"You can't take it"

"What am I supposed to do then?"

"Well, you could put in the luggage hold"

"Yes, but I've already checked in. I can't go and ask them to get the bag back."

"Well you can't take it and I'll have to confiscate it"

Which she does...and also takes a Zippo off an irate guy behind me.

I go through to airside and walk into WH Smith.

"I don't suppose you could sell me a lighter?"

"Are you travelling to the US?"

"No, just Thessaloniki"

"OK, then, that'll be £1.40 please"  :o :o >:( >:(


Incidentally, I purchased a new Zippo in the duty-free shop on the way back. What will happen to my old one? Car-boot sale, perchance?

An anti-terrorism drive is one thing, and I support it, but what happened to common sense? Grrr!
« Last Edit: 21 April 2008, 23:23:47 by Nickbat »
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Martin_1962

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Re: Goodbye trusty Zippo
« Reply #1 on: 21 April 2008, 23:11:24 »

When you go on a plane take a postage paid jiffy bag in case of emergencies
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Re: Goodbye trusty Zippo
« Reply #2 on: 21 April 2008, 23:13:45 »

Bugger, thought you meant that Zippo had popped his cloggs :( :( :(
Not been on for a while, I think he is in hospital for an op on his back.
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Nickbat

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Re: Goodbye trusty Zippo
« Reply #3 on: 21 April 2008, 23:24:08 »

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Bugger, thought you meant that Zippo had popped his cloggs :( :( :(
Not been on for a while, I think he is in hospital for an op on his back.

Title changed!  ;) ;D
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Re: Goodbye trusty Zippo
« Reply #4 on: 21 April 2008, 23:46:25 »

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Bugger, thought you meant that Zippo had popped his cloggs :( :( :(
Not been on for a while, I think he is in hospital for an op on his back.

Title changed!  ;) ;D

just for a moment :-[
Cheers. :) :) :)
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Debs.

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Re: Goodbye trusty Zippo
« Reply #5 on: 22 April 2008, 07:22:26 »

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Bugger, thought you meant that Zippo had popped his cloggs :( :( :(
Not been on for a while, I think he is in hospital for an op on his back.

 :o :o :o :o Noooooo!  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Are you there Zippo?......How are you?  ;)
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HolyCount

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Re: Goodbye trusty Zippo lighter
« Reply #6 on: 22 April 2008, 18:32:32 »

You realise that the security guys have an arrangment with Smiths !!!!
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