DarthLooKnee does it again

[Bionic]

Went up today to get the cam cover seals done today and as usual it was done quickly and efficiently......another top job and that is why I keep going back
Took some brew kit, the usual tinnies too and a couple of bacon cobs that went down like lightning!
Bugger the diet.....I will do my best to make it a pleasurable one 

[amba]

He,s a "Good Egg" that Daz 

[TheBoy]

You all praise him, but never mention is awful looks. A right ugly sod.

[PhilRich]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, especially if he's good & is cheap with it !

[Stallion]

You all praise him, but never mention is awful looks. A right ugly sod.

His alright apart from when the croc instincts kick in  ! Brilliant company too! ( the right way) 

[Vamps]

You all praise him, but never mention is awful looks. A right ugly sod.

You need to see his wedding photo, looks like a paperboy and I think he is telling porkies about his age, wedding photo def looks 1950's.......

[albitz]

Beauty is skin deep,and hes inside out !

A bit strong Phil.

[TheBoy]

cheap with it !

He gives me good discount if I nail him from behind...

[Darth Loo-knee]

Thanks very much for the comments Gents
I will book in for some botox to try and improve my looks 

Oh Jammie.
If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal, and it really was a disappointment spoiling your special evening, you would complain then expect some sort of reduction or discount of the price......  I felt (well didn't actually) the same when came to charge you   

[TheBoy]

If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal

Her reply is:

"But he never does take me out"

[Darth Loo-knee]

If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal

Her reply is:

"But he never does take me out"

Poor Mrs. The Boy, deprived in more ways than one it seems 

[Kevin Wood]

If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal

Her reply is:

"But he never does take me out"

Not even to Tiffins? I find that hard to believe.

[TheBoy]

If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal

Her reply is:

"But he never does take me out"

Not even to Tiffins? I find that hard to believe.

If she is a good girl, I sometimes take her back a doggy bag

[TheBoy]

If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal

Her reply is:

"But he never does take me out"

Poor Mrs. The Boy, deprived in more ways than one it seems 

She's a bloody lucky woman to have me

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If you took out the lovely Mrs. The Boy for a meal

Her reply is:

"But he never does take me out"

Poor Mrs. The Boy, deprived in more ways than one it seems 

She's a bloody lucky woman to have me

I've told wives one....two ....and three exactly the same thing.