Three novice Nuns were called into Mother superiors office to explain why the new male gardener had been seen so much in their company.
The first Nun was called in and Mother superior thought she would use shock tactics and no sooner had the young Nun walked into the office when she produced a picture of a penis. The novice Nun went pale, squealed, then fainted.
The second Nun came into the office and like the first squealed and fainted.
Mother superior then called the third novice Nun in and wafted the picture in her face but the young Nun didnt even flinch and her only expression was one of total bewilderment. Mother superior felt elated that this young Nun was so pure and spoke to her in a gentle voice "I'm sorry my dear to show you such an awful thing but I am pleased you did not know what it was"
The young Nun then shook her head " Pray, may i ask what it is ?"
Mother superior felt a blush come into her own cheeks and looked down at the table " Well my dear...erm...it is...erm called a penis !"
The young Nun then burst out laughing and exclaimed "Call that a penis! You should see the Gardeners !!!"
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