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Tempted
« on: 23 October 2012, 18:41:45 »
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« Reply #1 on: 23 October 2012, 19:06:44 »
That would be very sad. Don't do it. ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 24 October 2012, 06:32:22 »
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« Reply #5 on: 24 October 2012, 06:39:20 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 23 October 2012, 19:06:44
That would be very sad. Don't do it. ;D

That's what I thought ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 24 October 2012, 10:41:37 »
Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now. ::) ::) ::) :)
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« Reply #7 on: 24 October 2012, 11:56:31 »
Quote from: Opti on 24 October 2012, 10:41:37
Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now. ::) ::) ::) :)

I have one too :-\ :-\ :-X
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« Reply #8 on: 24 October 2012, 13:00:58 »
Quote from: Opti on 24 October 2012, 10:41:37
Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now. ::) ::) ::) :)



Your saying you have a small one opti   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 24 October 2012, 13:37:01 »
Quote from: maria on 24 October 2012, 13:00:58
Quote from: Opti on 24 October 2012, 10:41:37
Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now. ::) ::) ::) :)



Your saying you have a small one opti   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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« Reply #10 on: 24 October 2012, 16:45:58 »
Get yourself a red sportscar mate - adds at least 1" to its length ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #11 on: 24 October 2012, 16:55:45 »
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« Reply #12 on: 24 October 2012, 17:17:42 »
I think I must have had a senior moment.

Having slept on it....er I don't think so ;) ;D :-[
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« Reply #13 on: 24 October 2012, 17:30:30 »
Quote from: Opti on 24 October 2012, 10:41:37
Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now. ::) ::) ::) :)
  saw this on the way home he may have a small penis but i bet his wallet makes up for it :D :D
 
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« Reply #14 on: 24 October 2012, 17:45:04 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 24 October 2012, 17:30:30
Quote from: Opti on 24 October 2012, 10:41:37
Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now. ::) ::) ::) :)
  saw this on the way home he may have a small penis but i bet his wallet makes up for it :D :D
 
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I'd love to be the copper that stops and tells him thats illegal, get it changed  ;D ;D
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