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[Gaffers]

T-Rex - for a guy with short arms and deep pockets 

[hotel21]

Another fella was called pontoon.

One eye twisting whilst the other was sticking.....

[Marks DTM Calib]

Loads, we had

Snork - as he sniffed a lot when on the phone and sounded like he was wearing a snorkel
BOB - BO Butler, nuff said, he was the site 'woman botherer' to
Chatty/Stinky/TC Pete - Site cluttermelion, hoarded everything, bit strange (could not turn left for 4 weeks), didn't talk much and stank of TCP
Golden Balls - He had a it away with the ladies
Dr Love - Had a phd and problems communicating with women
Shandy Andy/Shandrew - liked a drink.......as long as it was top deck
Jimmy Kipper - His real name was Lee Haddock, great guy but a pathetic handshake
Dutch Bloke - Great guy, from the Netherlands

Loads of others to!

[zirk]

Had a Boss we use to call Bolt Neck, He was 6' 7 with a good head of hair that was totally flat on top where His head would rub on top off the Car roof when driving. He also had this ability to move his head in all sorts of positions whilst walking under doors without ducking.

Friday nights after work in the Pub was always fun, as the more He drunk the more chance there was of him knocking himself out on the door frames towards the end of the evening.

   

[jimac]

Many years ago I worked with a bunch of scousers. There was a girl they called Flash.

She wasn't the best looking of women - FLASH stood for Face Like A Sheep's Head!

[tigers_gonads]

We call a mates ex girlfriend "Buff"  Big ugly fat f****r   
Not to her face mind 

[dbug]

Not a nickname but I used to have a guy called Alan Gay working for me.  He was totally pi**ed off when he was made a Superviser and had to wear a name badge which said "A Gay Supervisor"

[albitz]

Our old works managers name was Jerry Pratt - he didnt get much pisstaking ! 

[omegod]

One called fish finger Kev.....I haven't asked why !

[tigers_gonads]

Our old works managers name was Jerry Pratt - he didnt get much pisstaking ! 

My old Lloyds Tsb bank manager was called Paul Pratt 

[JamesV6CDX]

Captain Birds Eye.

'Cause he's always got a fishy finger... 

[hotel21]

Also knew a lad called Fudge some years ago.  He had large hands.

Perhaps not the most politically correct of explanations, given the current news climate, but if you are old enough to remember the music of the TV add of the day....

A finger of Fudge was jus..........  You know the one......   

[Martian]

Dangerous Dawson

A sparkie by trade who definitely knew his onions, but god help you if you were on site with us and had no electrical knowledge where his "temporary" supplies were sometimes concerned.
He was also in to his mythbusters in a big way in that he could make the bottom of a beer bottle explode (quite violently) with the palm of his hand, and he also knew of several ways of how to blow $hit up using materials you wouldn't give a second thought to.

I talk about him in the past tense as he is now dead, however it was a mental issue that took him rather than the crazy $hit we used to do to each other.

RIP Gaz

[geoffr70]

Man-boy: a lady loving lesbian who was once in the same workplace as me. If you saw her you'd completely understand.

Spaghetti arms: someone at work who isn't very strong! The less said the better!

Fat head: speaks for itself!

Smelly morrelly: said in an Italian accent (surname Morrell and he was a minger!)

Gee Gee: Gay Gav

Not many can be written down tbh!

[Rods2]

Wingnut - Where his ears stuck out.
Dirt Box - Where he smelt of p.
Chopper - Part of him was well built!
Foggy - A youngster who was thick and wet.
Pog - P. O'grady
Bloater - All 30st of him.

And quite a few other that would fall foul of the swear word rule.