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[Webby the Bear]

We had a new head of department start and he purposely changed his title within a couple of weeks...

it was Head Of Mortgage Operations.....

so that was his nckname 

[feeutfo]

Cliff / Cliff top. A guy at work with an unreasonably large flat forehead.

Allan or Al, pronounced/shouted as "OW!" or "AAAAAOW" As if in a great deal of pain. He was obviously rather accident prone.
He left the company, to be replaced by...another Allan.
Another Allan has no idea what we're on about. So has developed into "Bloody Al" or "Fa*kin Al"

..or when stitched up with an awkward job "I'll Al do it" "Al do it all" or "Al do it all agaaaain"

[tigers_gonads]

A bloke in the next room to me was called Cope
Needless to say he soon became "Canny" 

[Keith ABS]

  Two blokes I worked with on site, " juanita" as he had only one front tooth left and  "Ilene". Ilene was working in a trench years ago and got struck on the head with a digger bucket. After the accident he always held his head to one side. Not only that, his hard hat would also be on a slightly  more of a tilt than his head, so highlighting it more. He was a telescopic forklift driver last time I meet him and if any of you know these machines, you are able to tilt the body to allow a straight lift on uneven ground. He would tilt the body for normal use on even ground!!
Keith B

[Strangechap]

Knew a guy years ago and everyone called him 'Sponge'

Don't even remember his real name, but found out it was because at school he would always have the sponge and custard for pud.

This nickname had followed him from school to his 20's. He's probably still called it now.