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albitz

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quiet for a sunday
« on: 27 April 2008, 20:58:05 »

it seems very quiet on here tonight, could it be time for dame debs joke book to come off the shelf and liven things up a bit ? :y
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Re: quiet for a sunday
« Reply #1 on: 27 April 2008, 21:01:04 »

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?"

"Nymphomaniac Convention in Milan," she states. "Whoa!!!!!" He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" He says, swallowing hard, "What myths are those?" "Well," she explains "one popular myth is that Black men are the most well-endowed when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are he best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent".

Suddenly the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry" she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulous".  ;D
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albitz

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Re: quiet for a sunday
« Reply #2 on: 27 April 2008, 21:03:02 »

 ;D ;D ;D lmao,cheers debs,
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Old Ladies
« Reply #3 on: 27 April 2008, 21:04:24 »

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used car here, we'd get screwed ..so we're just waiting.  ;D
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Re: quiet for a sunday
« Reply #4 on: 27 April 2008, 21:05:17 »

It took Debs three mins to reply with a joke  :y :y :y :y
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Re: quiet for a sunday
« Reply #5 on: 27 April 2008, 21:14:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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albitz

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Re: quiet for a sunday
« Reply #6 on: 27 April 2008, 21:14:46 »

unofficial comedy admin. :y ;D...and things have suddenly livened up :)
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