Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam. 
Five dolla long time?
plus beucoup......
... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago... 
oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories ..... 
Aye...... For me, Hong Kong 1977.
Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again...... 
Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ...... 
Aaaahh.. Boogie Strasse. Still have the piccies somewhere...
Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !! ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )

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Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a close watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!

It was the joke of the squadron for a couple of weeks ... and I just had to learn to live with the "you want good time" comments ... until someone else screwed up and it became their turn ..
