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[Steve B]

mine is the 4 news channels... ..Then i head over here to see what you load of old tarts have been nagging on about

[Richie London]

Kettle on,toilet and a fag

[symes]

Kettle on,toilet and a fag

Same as

[Steve B]

you know what i mean

[symes]

you had to lower the tone didnt you

You asked the question 

[cem_devecioglu]

tootbrush, milky light coffee, toilet,fag

[doz]

Pee, shower, Tea 

[Steve B]

help tunnie ;Dim dealing with retards

[Boggy]

Double Flusher, bit of a strain........oh, first HIT

My bad 

[omega3000]

Limp mode out of bed  , loo shower tea tablets an fag . BBC news . Feed cats after clawing me leg 

[Richie London]

I've usually had 3 fags before I've got out of bed 

[Rods2]

shower, shave and s..t, get dressed, downstairs and put the dog outside, breakfast, which is normally two shredded wheat and skimmed milk or occasionally two fried eggs on toast with a glass of fruit juice, let the dog in, first coffee of the day as I do my long commute to work from the lounge into my home office.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Beer! 

[The Red Baron]

Kettle on,toilet and a fag

same, but loo 1st, fag then kettle. 

[cleggy]

Piss, let the dogs out, open the chicken coop, glass of fresh orange juice, pills, black coffee, stagger back upstairs fancy a shag, look at SWMBO, go back downstairs and have an ice cold Peroni


Half of that is true, the question is which bit