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[feeutfo]

Our cat, Gizmo.

 Just settled into bed, and a loud distressed meow comes fom down stairs.

Turn the lounge light on, and there he is, waste paper bin tipped up, and his face stuck in a crisp packet up to his ears. 

 Ffs


He even turned his head and looked up at me, as if offering me to take it off, as it crunched in and out as he breathed.

I'd of gone and got a camera except for fear of him suffocating, stupid creature.

[Kevin Wood]

Yep. Every one daft as a brush.

[Vamps]

Indeed.............

[plym ian]

and I thought my cat was the only one

I'm renaming my to "you stupid idiot what did you do that for"

[Kevin Wood]

Every time our cat breathes, a little more Oxygen is wasted.

[Entwood]

Every time a cat breathes, a little more Oxygen is wasted.

Fixed that for you Kev ..

[cem_devecioglu]

I have discovered that some cats are more clever than an average idiot

[plym ian]

I have discovered that some cats are more clever than an average idiot

and sneaky little gits to

[Michael2.6]

we got two cats, they dont like eachother, always fur flying around and fighting, then the bigger cat sneezes about 50 times, snot everywhere, but the look on its face and the noise it makes is priceless!

[Nick W]

I have discovered that some cats are more clever than an average idiot

Most rocks are cleverer than the average idiot round here.

[TheBoy]

Gizmo, despite being incredibly fat fine specimen of a tom cat, I'm not convinced has got all his dogs on one lead, bless him . He is a lovely boy though

My own stupid cat wouldn't do that. Far too stupid to have the intelligence to pull the bin over. And too lazy. Just don't tell Mrs TB I said that about her moggie.

[TheBoy]

we got two cats, they dont like eachother, always fur flying around and fighting, then the bigger cat sneezes about 50 times, snot everywhere, but the look on its face and the noise it makes is priceless!

When we had 2, the little one (now nearly 20) used to lunge at the big one's (died just before he made 20, about 6yrs ago) ears, shredding them. So the bif one used to pin the little one down, and pull her whiskers out.

Spitfull animals

Then, 10 minutes later, they would be curled up together, washing each other...

[cem_devecioglu]

cats..
 
dont like crowd.. some of them too jealous.. some of them selfish (not all)..
 
have dreams.. suck fingers.. cant change habits easily.. some of them obese , some of them like soldiers .. just like human..

[omega3000]

Our cat, Gizmo.

 Just settled into bed, and a loud distressed meow comes fom down stairs.

Turn the lounge light on, and there he is, waste paper bin tipped up, and his face stuck in a crisp packet up to his ears.

 Ffs


He even turned his head and looked up at me, as if offering me to take it off, as it crunched in and out as he breathed.

I'd of gone and got a camera except for fear of him suffocating, stupid creature.

 

Our tom cat gets into everything and bats the living daylights out of the black female  He was a second cat and kitten when we got him when the female cat use to bully him , now he's twice as big as her he's getting his own back me thinks 

[Shackeng]

Every time a cat breathes, a little more Oxygen is wasted.

Fixed that for you Kev ..

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