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cleggy

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Tax Return
« on: 01 December 2012, 10:55:01 »

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question Do you have anyone dependant on you?, the man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was "who did I miss out?".
 ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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albitz

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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #1 on: 01 December 2012, 10:59:18 »
Superb. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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omega3000

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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #2 on: 01 December 2012, 12:10:44 »
Excellent  ;D :y
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Lizzie_Zoom

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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #3 on: 01 December 2012, 12:45:17 »
Very clever ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #4 on: 01 December 2012, 13:40:01 »
 ;D ;D i got to try that :y :y
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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #5 on: 01 December 2012, 14:14:10 »
Brilliant :y :y :y
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Rog

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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #6 on: 01 December 2012, 15:39:08 »
I love it !    ;D   ;D   ;D
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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #7 on: 01 December 2012, 16:49:41 »
Quote from: ozzycat on 01 December 2012, 13:40:01
;D ;D i got to try that :y :y


Yes, indeed. The taxman is well known for his sense of humour. ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #8 on: 01 December 2012, 18:51:52 »
 :D :D :D :D :D :y
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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #9 on: 02 December 2012, 17:43:07 »
Superb and so true!
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Re: Tax Return
« Reply #10 on: 02 December 2012, 18:21:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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