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[Auto Addict]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

[Taxi_Driver]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

Always knew these pensioners got paid too much.....cut their pensions i say 

[Auto Addict]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

Always knew these pensioners got paid too much.....cut their pensions i say 

What I do is use my bus pass, a pensioners trolley bag loaded up with cans, fill up, ride back and fill my car up.

Saves petrol

[Taxi_Driver]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

Always knew these pensioners got paid too much.....cut their pensions i say 

What I do is use my bus pass, a pensioners trolley bag loaded up with cans, fill up, ride back and fill my car up.

Saves petrol

If you convinced your bus company to fit tow bars......you could do away with buying petrol, get rid of the insignia and you and mrs AA could use your bus passes and tow your pikey wagon behind a bus.....saving you a fortune 

[Auto Addict]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

Always knew these pensioners got paid too much.....cut their pensions i say 

What I do is use my bus pass, a pensioners trolley bag loaded up with cans, fill up, ride back and fill my car up.

Saves petrol

If you convinced your bus company to fit tow bars......you could do away with buying petrol, get rid of the insignia and you and mrs AA could use your bus passes and tow your pikey wagon behind a bus.....saving you a fortune 

Now, there's a thought

[Taxi_Driver]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

Always knew these pensioners got paid too much.....cut their pensions i say 

What I do is use my bus pass, a pensioners trolley bag loaded up with cans, fill up, ride back and fill my car up.

Saves petrol

If you convinced your bus company to fit tow bars......you could do away with buying petrol, get rid of the insignia and you and mrs AA could use your bus passes and tow your pikey wagon behind a bus.....saving you a fortune 

Now, there's a thought

Glad i could help......full of gud ideas i is 

[omega3000]

i like using bp. Tidy forecourt and shop,understandable staff and a nice smell of coffee.

sad i know.

Clearly to don't use my local one.

The forecourt as a covering of Dunlop Sport Maxx, the staff are more inbred that the thickest of retards, and they get a torrent of abuse when they try to sell me a hot product to drink whilst driving.

I suspect the staff are from Banbury, as not even Brackley has such useless retards.

The BP garage by me is right opposite to Tesco's.

Usually at Tesco's the queues are a mile long, half the pumps not working, everyone trying to queue jump, whilst at the BP, which is only 1p dearer, you can drive in, fill up, and drive off, staff are very polite and friendly.

...and with Nectar points

Our BP is usually 3 to 5p dearer than the shell garage near it , thats why i normally avoid it . The BP garage is more user friendly though and never have to que up .