After all your interesting replies to my Wasp thread, swmbo sent me to the loft on Sunday to get down the Christmas decorations. After I had pulled out some boxes.....struth, there was this wasp nest about the size of a football. !!!

I went to the Council website and they use a contractor for their pest control.....linked to it, and very professional. Left my details, etc.
Got phone call yesterday morning, some young lady, either with a stinking cold or something stuck up both barrels

couldn't barely understand a word she was saying (at thirty words a second) Got the gist that as we had not seen a wasp for two weeks the nest was 'dead' and I could take it down. Sod off !!! I ain't going near it. Last time I got stung, I had an allergic reaction
So, she says a bod will come out Wednesday....cost will be £45.92....would we like to pay cash, debit, or credit card. Cash says I. No problem, sir, I will ask you to read the terms and conditions linked in the confirmation e-mail I will send you.
Gets e-mail....outlines details....payments....'Please note, credit card payments will have a £2.50 surcharge. Cash payments will incur a surcharge of £5......WHAT.
Is this not a total rip off

And I bet to cap it all, they will send someone out the size of Father Christmas, who won't get through my loft hole, and still charge me !!!!