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[Nickbat]

I'm sorry, I must be hard of herring as I thought this thread was about joinery?

You're right, golfbuddy, this WAS about joinery, but I've been done up like a kipper!  

[miggy]

Take the wood to your local timber merchants and slip the guy a fiver and get him to do it with his table saw.  Perfect for amaters and perfect finish  

 

Your on the ball tonight Miggy..

Better still drop it off to them and when they deilver pay COD...

Pick the right plaice and they will do a top jobfor rock bottom price

 

Down here in London a fiver's no good, they'll want six squid and they'll leave you feeling sole destroyed.  

Theres a lot of sharks about..

I'll probably do it myself and have a whale of a time. OK, I might make a few mistakes and have to use a few fillets, but you'lll all end up saying"Holy Mackerel", Nickbat did it!

They would say you was a real star finishing it yourself

 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Make sure the chippie is the real McKoi..

[Nickbat]

After I've done the cupboard, I'm going to fix a turbo to my Omega.  

[Nickbat]

OK, so now I've had a few (!) beers, let's get back to the cupboard. I suddenly feel more confident about turning my circular saw upside down and having a go....

Back in a minute...

[miggy]

OK, so now I've had a few (!) beers, let's get back to the cupboard. I suddenly feel more confident about turning my circular saw upside down and having a go....

Back in a minute...

Fingerless  

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish..

[Golfbuddy]

I'm sorry, I must be hard of herring as I thought this thread was about joinery?

You're right, golfbuddy, this WAS about joinery, but I've been done up like a kipper!  

Well your missus will be carping on at you if you don't get that cupboard finished.

[miggy]

Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish..

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish..

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I like Topics nice with a cup of tea..

[Golfbuddy]

Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish..

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I like Topics nice with a cup of tea..

This thread is becoming a bit of a Marathon.  

[miggy]

Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish..

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I like Topics nice with a cup of tea..

Especially the hazel nuts, remember the advert with I think was supposed to be a termite

 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

I know a good Chippie..

Guppie and Son best carpenter this side of the Milky Way..

[Nickbat]

Dont use a circular saw use a sawfish..

I think its time for a new topic, he must be feeling battered with all this fish caper.

 

Lets hope he comes back with all his thingies

I called out to SWMBO "Be an angel, fish out that circular saw". Then I realised she wasn't here and I can't be a**ed to get it myself.

[miggy]

How the hell did this go from helping him with his shelves to a bloody chocolate bar