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[ozzycat]

  hes been whoopee cant help it im a big kid realy
     merry christmas everybody enjoy your day

[feeutfo]

Yep, he's been here too. I must have been good after all.

[TheBoy]

I think he's been here. Not got out of the bath yet. Combo of the Oxford Uni's Astrophysics works Christmas bash, and those gay tablets of mine...

[PhilRich]

Is Santa American?
I found my stockings full of coal this morning
On the Up side though, he never touched my suspender belt

[ozzycat]

Is Santa American?
I found my stockings full of coal this morning
On the Up side though, he never touched my suspender belt

do you blame him merry christmas mate

[feeutfo]

We got wonky donkeys we 'av.

[omega3000]

I got a woolen furry hat and gloves  And some cat socks 

[ozzycat]

I got a woolen furry hat and gloves  And some cat socks 

bet the cats wernt happy you having there socks

[omega3000]

I got a woolen furry hat and gloves  And some cat socks 

bet the cats wernt happy you having there socks

I got socks with cats on them 

[ozzycat]

I got a woolen furry hat and gloves  And some cat socks 

bet the cats wernt happy you having there socks

ahhh poor pussey

I got socks with cats on them 

[Kevin Wood]

Well, I got a new light for my bike. Proper bright, it is. Good thing too, as about an hour after opening it there was a power cut.

[feeutfo]

Santa is so clever, I got a new magnet on a stick. How did he know my old one properly fell to bits only a couple of days before. Go figure.

[YZ250]

Santa is so clever, I got a new magnet on a stick. How did he know my old one properly fell to bits only a couple of days before. Go figure.

It could be because Santa is magic................or.........because you sent him a letter. 

[feeutfo]

Maybe.... back when he sat me on his knee, told me I was gay, then gave me loads of custard...?  Drove an insignia iirc.

[Tony H]

Is Santa American?
I found my stockings full of coal this morning
On the Up side though, he never touched my suspender belt

I remember when I was about eight years old and had been a little sh!t before Christmas. My dad warned me that if I wasn't well behaved all I would get off Santa was a bag of cinders. Well on Christmas day the I got the shock of my life when dads warning came true to a degree I still got the cinders but got my presents aswell talk about a shot across the bows I was very well behaved for several months later.
I did the same with my own son when he was six, It worked a treat for a while