new year , same old..

[tidla]

Wettest year on record. Bet your boots by may we will have a hose pipe ban.

Under the green umbrella to get us out of our nasty cars we should use public transport. Yet train and air travel prices rise.

Enery prices on the rise. Like we have a choice to turning on the gas and electric.

More cuts for the average Joe, wont be long before another expense scandal of some sort is exposed.

terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired

[Rog]

Yes, terrible start to the year             

I only won £2 million on the National lottery last Saturday
I only got the second prize of £600k on Euromillions Lottery on Tuesday
I've had an invition to spend the night with Girls aloud, but NOT all of them at the same time   
I've also been asked to star in an adult movie with 6 women who do all the work   
I get paid for the above   
I'm still alive and without any serious ailments 
My Omega is all working and running ok 
I'm still with my SWMBO of 30+ years   
. . . and I don't seem to have liver disease 'cos I drink too much red plonk 

I mean, what else can go wrong ?     

[cem_devecioglu]

Yes, terrible start to the year             

I only won £2 million on the National lottery last Saturday
I only got the second prize of £600k on Euromillions Lottery on Tuesday
I've had an invition to spend the night with Girls aloud, but NOT all of them at the same time   
I've also been asked to star in an adult movie with 6 women who do all the work   
I get paid for the above   
I'm still alive and without any serious ailments 
My Omega is all working and running ok 
I'm still with my SWMBO of 30+ years   
. . . and I don't seem to have liver disease 'cos I drink too much red plonk

I mean, what else can go wrong ?     

trust me you wont wait long

[ted_one]

  +1

[Rog]

. . . and I don't seem to have liver disease 'cos I drink too much red plonk

trust me you wont wait long

Oh come on, I mean the good 'ol NHS will get me a new liver. If George Best had one, then so can I

You know I'm seriously thinking of taking up smoking, I just feel that I need to get my money's worth from the NHS.

I wonder what else I can get ?

[STMO123]

. . . and I don't seem to have liver disease 'cos I drink too much red plonk

trust me you wont wait long

Oh come on, I mean the good 'ol NHS will get me a new liver. If George Best had one, then so can I

You know I'm seriously thinking of taking up smoking, I just feel that I need to get my money's worth from the NHS.

I wonder what else I can get ?

Depending on availability, why not give hard drugs a try, Rog

[Sir Tigger KC]

. . . and I don't seem to have liver disease 'cos I drink too much red plonk

trust me you wont wait long

Oh come on, I mean the good 'ol NHS will get me a new liver. If George Best had one, then so can I

You know I'm seriously thinking of taking up smoking, I just feel that I need to get my money's worth from the NHS.

I wonder what else I can get ?

Obesity seems to be the 'in thing' at the moment Rog.  Why not give it a go?? 

[Rog]

Depending on availability, why not give hard drugs a try, Rog

Obesity seems to be the 'in thing' at the moment Rog.  Why not give it a go?? 


Hard drugs, could do I suppose. A bit expensive, and of course illegal 

Obesity, well yes, I'm already well on my way I think. 

. . . although I've been watching the Hairy Bikers weight loss cooking programme on TV the last few nights, and they are WAY ahead of me.