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Re: Would you?
« Reply #15 on: 01 May 2008, 21:31:27 »
LOL ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #16 on: 01 May 2008, 21:32:22 »
My God she must be Hagrid's daughter ;D
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #17 on: 01 May 2008, 21:54:52 »
Send her round!!!! ;D
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #18 on: 01 May 2008, 21:57:00 »
She's on her way.   ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #19 on: 01 May 2008, 22:03:19 »
I think you`d all have to use 'biscuit tin contraception' on the date......for, seeing as she`s so tall, you`d have to stand on the tin to 'get it on' and when she sees your eyes a`rollin` she`d kick the tin away!  ;D
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« Reply #20 on: 01 May 2008, 22:10:49 »
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #21 on: 01 May 2008, 22:12:29 »
As long as i've got a face....nuff said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-)
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #22 on: 01 May 2008, 22:15:55 »
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I think you`d all have to use 'biscuit tin contraception' on the date......for, seeing as she`s so tall, you`d have to stand on the tin to 'get it on' and when she sees your eyes a`rollin` she`d kick the tin away!  ;D
speaking from experience debs ? ;D
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #23 on: 01 May 2008, 22:16:01 »
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


I might have been thinking of the possiblities as I went to bed to night, but then Debs mentioned the 454 Stepside Chevy that she used to have.   Battle over.
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« Reply #24 on: 01 May 2008, 22:30:33 »
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Right, a question for us men on the forum.

If you were offered a blind date with a 22 year old blond would you go.?


 






Would you still go if you were then told she weighed in at 23 stone.



It has been great fun watching how mens fantasies can expand once the truth (pictures) are known; now they have positively taken off! ;D ;D    The question now is......could you handle her or would she have you for breakfast?! ;D ;D ;D   You will be thinking of the possibilities all night won't you?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y


I might have been thinking of the possiblities as I went to bed to night, but then Debs mentioned the 454 Stepside Chevy that she used to have.   Battle over.

Well, I know men are not able to multitask and usually take the easiest route in what they do, so I can understand how thoughts about the car would win the day! ;D   Big Bertha would be a lot for most men to handle!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #25 on: 01 May 2008, 22:33:31 »
funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.
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« Reply #26 on: 01 May 2008, 22:38:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 01 May 2008, 22:41:55 »
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

Gerry Marshall,s motor ( this month TV)
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« Reply #28 on: 01 May 2008, 22:44:04 »
and the firenza which followed was baby bertha  :y
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« Reply #29 on: 01 May 2008, 22:47:37 »
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funnily enough there was a famous vauxhall (ventora iirc) named big bertha.

There also was a famous railway 0-10-0 steam locomotive, No.58100 named  'Big Bertha' that banked trains up the Lickley, 1 in 37, Incline from the 1920s being withdrawn in 1956.
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