MATERIAL SAFETY DATA:- WOMEN
CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
Element: Women
Chemical Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg, but can vary from 40kg to 200kg
Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface usually coated with a painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver & a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases by sateration in alcohol
5. Best powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation
3. Very affective cleaning agent
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed next to superior specimen
HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, altough several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with one another
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