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[albitz]

drunken oaf comes in from the pub,dives on his wife and has his way with her.when he has finished he says "i could tell you were really  enjoying yourself there",the wife says "why do you say that".oaf says", i noticed that your toes kept curling upwards with pleasure"the wife says "thats because you forgot to take my rather tights off".

[Vamps]

Now that put a smile on my face.

[maria]

Bob and tom fancy a few pinys but can only raise £1, so bob goes into a shop and buys a large sausage. Are you crazy? Tom says, now         we're skint!  dont worry, Bob grins, then he goes into a bub and orders two pints, befor the barman has time to ask for the money, The pair down their drinks, Then... Ok bob says to tom,I'll stick the sausage out through my flies and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth,
tom does this and the angry barman boots then both out, the men continue like this in pub after pub, getting drunk for free,but in the 1oth bar....Thats enough tom says,I'm drunk and my knees are sore, what about me? bob replies I lost the sausage ages ago

[Myagemo]

did you hear about the Transvestite at Christmas he wanted to eat drink and be Mary