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Wifey is playing silly beggars
« on: 24 January 2013, 08:41:11 »
Mo is with me here in bed pretending  that she now has man flu. I have explained that it is not possible and that she has a heavy case of sniffles. She is refusing to get up and make me a strong cup of tea and a medicinal bacon buttie. I have tried farting in the vicinity of her face but to no avail. I, of course, am incapable of cooking but needed some sustenance to get me through the Djorkovic semi-final.
So I struggled downstairs and got a pint pot of ice cold milk and a packet of chocolate biscuits.
While I was downstairs she must have got her makeup out and tried to make her lips look all cracked and dry and she is making pathetic moaning noises. She is staring longingly at my milk but she can fick off.
Lazy cow.
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #1 on: 24 January 2013, 08:45:39 »
Shameless, absolutely shameless. Her, I mean  ::)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #2 on: 24 January 2013, 08:46:14 »
Being fair Steve, I think Mo is probably the only woman strong enough to survive Manflu, after all she's had to put up with you all these years ::)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #3 on: 24 January 2013, 08:48:06 »
Quote from: Elite Pete on 24 January 2013, 08:46:14
Being fair Steve, I think Mo is probably the only woman strong enough to survive Manflu, after all she's had to put up with you all these years ::)
I'm not listening to you Pete, I'm watching the tennis   :P
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #4 on: 24 January 2013, 14:29:32 »
Its Bird Flu...And we all know that was a fuss about nothing.
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2013, 14:34:04 »
Has the woman no shame! :o
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #6 on: 24 January 2013, 15:36:11 »
You have my sympathy mate ;)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #7 on: 24 January 2013, 17:40:44 »
Could be time to trade her in for a Russian mail order bride , i'm sure she would appreciate the lavish lifestyle your present other half is so ungrateful for , clearly a cold hearted gold digger  ::)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #8 on: 24 January 2013, 17:45:47 »
Some women have a high pain threshold. The Chinese for example. They pop out sprogs like a sex worker from Thailand pops out moist ping-pong balls.  :)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #9 on: 24 January 2013, 17:53:47 »

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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #10 on: 24 January 2013, 18:24:00 »
Quote from: redelitev6 on 24 January 2013, 17:40:44
Could be time to trade her in for a Russian mail order bride , i'm sure she would appreciate the lavish lifestyle your present other half is so ungrateful for , clearly a cold hearted gold digger  ::)

But could somebody so obviously weak and sick handle a hot blooded Russian woman?  ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o

Not to mention Borch instead of biscuits and a hot massage instead of cold milk.  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #11 on: 24 January 2013, 18:29:10 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 24 January 2013, 18:24:00
Quote from: redelitev6 on 24 January 2013, 17:40:44
Could be time to trade her in for a Russian mail order bride , i'm sure she would appreciate the lavish lifestyle your present other half is so ungrateful for , clearly a cold hearted gold digger  ::)

But could somebody so obviously weak and sick handle a hot blooded Russian woman?  ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o

Not to mention Borch instead of biscuits and a hot massage instead of cold milk.  ::) ::) ::)
I could die trying. ::)
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #12 on: 24 January 2013, 18:42:40 »
Just shows dunnit, think ya know someone for years an years and they try something on ya like that..

wots the world a comin` to I arsk ya.. ;D
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #13 on: 24 January 2013, 19:10:54 »
Damn cheek!! :y
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Re: Wifey is playing silly beggars
« Reply #14 on: 24 January 2013, 19:58:09 »
Your wives/girlfriends don't come onto OOF, do they?........... ;) ;) ;)
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