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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've picked up a virulent new strain of Man flu. This mutated virus is at least ten times more deadly than the usual man flu, which as we all know is life threatening in itself.

If I don't post tomorrow it means I've been "taken" during the night.

[Lazydocker]

Best rest up and get Mrs Opti to look after you

Hope you survive and make a recovery

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Best rest up and get Mrs Opti to look after you

Hope you survive and make a recovery

Thanks, Mr LD. It's touch and go at present. My lower back hurts like buggery,too.........and as I think you know, bad backs are no laughing matter.

[Lazydocker]

Best rest up and get Mrs Opti to look after you

Hope you survive and make a recovery

Thanks, Mr LD. It's touch and go at present. My lower back hurts like buggery,too.........and as I think you know, bad backs are no laughing matter.

You can say that again! Although I'm going through a period of (relative) comfort after the injections at the end of last month

[STMO123]

As you know, Opti, I had a dose of man flu a few weeks back and am not long recovered. You must impress on Mrs Opti just how serious this can be. She must attend to your every whim and pray that you pull through. Good luck.

[cleggy]

If Mrs Opti is like mine she'll just take the pith, and ignore you 
No! thinking about it ignore would be a luxury, constantly saying there's nothing is wrong with you, you should be Blah, Blah Blah is nearer the mark, as for nursing........... FORGET IT

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As you know, Opti, I had a dose of man flu a few weeks back and am not long recovered. You must impress on Mrs Opti just how serious this can be. She must attend to your every whim and pray that you pull through. Good luck.

It's comforting to know that survivors can be found.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If Mrs Opti is like mine she'll just take the pith, and ignore you 
No! thinking about it ignore would be a luxury, constantly saying there's nothing is wrong with you, you should be Blah, Blah Blah is nearer the mark, as for nursing........... FORGET IT

Mrs Opti is worse. Zero sympathy, and zero empathy. Women have it easy. Nothing more serious than a girlie sniffle and the odd cat sneeze.

[cem_devecioglu]

stay home , rest and sleep well, eat fruits , you will be well soon Opti

[scottambrose]

ive had it 3 times in the last 3 months and cant seem to budge it. im sure working in a warehouse/office thats never above 4  degrees doesnt help.

[Elite Pete]

I've picked up a virulent new strain of Man flu. This mutated virus is at least ten times more deadly than the usual man flu, which as we all know is life threatening in itself.

If I don't post tomorrow it means I've been "taken" during the night.

You lucky bugger, i'm lucky if I get a magazine

Good luck fighting off the man flu and if you don't make it can I have your car

[cem_devecioglu]

ive had it 3 times in the last 3 months and cant seem to budge it. im sure working in a warehouse/office thats never above 4  degrees doesnt help.

   how you survive is a good question 

[PhilRich]

Commiserations Opti, both on the deadly disease front and the scourge of lower back torture! Hope you're feeling more chipper very soon

[paul.lovejoy]

keep warm Mr O and if you feel yourself slipping away stay away from the light

[Murph]

I had a bad dose a few weeks back.
My missus just recommended these....


She's all heart is Mrs Murph!