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[STMO123]

James' sniffles thread has reminded me of my dose of man flu several weeks ago. Whilst laying in my bed, close to death, I felt the urge to fart. I was unsure, given the state of my stomach, whether this would be wise, but I didn't have the strength to move from my pit.
I let it out and was quite confident that it was just gas. But, shotly afterwards, I got that warm feeling that can only mean one thing. I gently lifted the sheets and rolled on my side. To my horror, I glimpsed a skid mark about the size of a mars bar on the bed linen. 'Could have been worse' I thought.
Then I remember the memory foam matress. Not full memory foam, just on the top of a matress that you can't turn. At that point I thought 'It won't have gone through' but, of course....

So, does anyone have a good method for removing shite from memory foam?

[STMO123]

Come on, come on. You're a gifted lot.

[Abiton]

 

Do you need to remove the shite; the memory of the shite, or the mattress's memory of the shite?

[Lazydocker]

Come on, come on. You're a gifted lot.

Dunno... I'm a grown up and don't shite the bed

But a Vax may work

[STMO123]

Do you need to remove the shite; the memory of the shite, or the mattress's memory of the shite?

Brilliant 

[pirate]

think thats a new mattress type of shite dude 

[Entwood]

Cloth, Soap and Water    you know .. old fashioned thing .. wash it off .. by hand  ??

[STMO123]

think thats a new mattress type of shite dude 

I was afraid somone might say that.
It's only eight months old. Do you think it may be under guarantee?

[STMO123]

Cloth, Soap and Water    you know .. old fashioned thing .. wash it off .. by hand  ??

She said she won't do it.

[Entwood]

Cloth, Soap and Water    you know .. old fashioned thing .. wash it off .. by hand  ??

She said she won't do it.

You did it .. you clean it ... 

[Abiton]

Cloth, Soap and Water    you know .. old fashioned thing .. wash it off .. by hand  ??

She said she won't do it.

 

In sickness and in health...

[STMO123]

Cloth, Soap and Water    you know .. old fashioned thing .. wash it off .. by hand  ??

She said she won't do it.

Whaaaat? I wouldn't like to live in your house.
You did it .. you clean it ... 

[JamesV6CDX]

Cloth, Soap and Water    you know .. old fashioned thing .. wash it off .. by hand  ??

She said she won't do it.

You did it .. you clean it ... 

Don't feed the troll!

[des.allen]

Do you need to remove the shite; the memory of the shite, or the mattress's memory of the shite?

     

[Kevin Wood]

Hearing about your confidence failure has really helped me enjoy my tea.