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gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« on: 23 February 2013, 10:18:25 »

Regulars will know of my rants about crApples useless, pathetic, pointless voice dialling feature, that will call everyone in your address book, accept the one you want.

Well, in order to improve matters, I decided to enable Siri - crApple's server assisted Voice Assistant.

So, I'm having a conversation with the phone...

Me: "Call Mrs TheBoy at home"
pause
Phone: "Why, precisely?"
Eh?
Me: "Because I want to speak to her"
pause
Phone: "I can help you"

Siri now disabled again.  I have an old bag at home who is perfectly capable of answering me back, I don't need the bloody phone to do it.
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #1 on: 23 February 2013, 10:24:17 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Technology-makes us act like Neanderthals  ;D ;D You want to bash it with a big stick
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #2 on: 23 February 2013, 10:57:16 »

Operator error ;) ;)
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #3 on: 23 February 2013, 11:11:36 »

Lucky that didn't happen on the Aston expressway by the sound of it. ::)

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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #4 on: 23 February 2013, 11:12:54 »

Operator error ;) ;)
Not really, it's crApple's poor system. I've never had a phone so bad at voicedialling. Even my old nokia was perfect at 100mph on the bike.
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #5 on: 23 February 2013, 11:14:34 »

The pauses were to be expected, TBH, as was in a 2g only area (well, 2g for a 3GS that doesn't support 3g 900Mhz)
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #6 on: 23 February 2013, 12:08:23 »

Must admit it is shite with background noise but works OK(ish) for an assistant :-\ :-\

As you managed to prove to me once, if you speak clearly it works fine ::) Perhaps it's your accent :-X
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #7 on: 23 February 2013, 12:13:32 »

Don't understand why poor signal affects the voice dialling so badly, but it does. :-\
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #8 on: 23 February 2013, 12:13:55 »

Perhaps it's your accent :-X
I must learn to talk in an American-Chinese voice, maybe it would be usable then....
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #9 on: 23 February 2013, 12:14:53 »

Don't understand why poor signal affects the voice dialling do badly, but it does. :-\
With Siri, it has to go off to Steve Jobs, and ask him.

With Siri disabled, its all on-phone, so should work no matter what the internet is like.
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #10 on: 23 February 2013, 12:30:30 »

Ah, Jobs died, there ya go. NEXT. ;D ;)
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #11 on: 23 February 2013, 12:34:16 »

Ah, Jobs died, there ya go. NEXT. ;D ;)
Perhaps it has to connect by ouija board now.
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« Reply #12 on: 23 February 2013, 15:59:11 »

I can understand Siri needing Steve Jobs. But why does voice dialling need web acess at all? The 4 doesn't have Siri, voice dialling only, yet signal drops and no worky. :-\
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #13 on: 23 February 2013, 16:04:55 »

I can understand Siri needing Steve Jobs. But why does voice dialling need web acess at all? The 4 doesn't have Siri, voice dialling only, yet signal drops and no worky. :-\
You should know the numbers of all the local gay haunts off by heart.
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Re: gayPhone has an attitude problem.
« Reply #14 on: 23 February 2013, 16:21:08 »

I can understand Siri needing Steve Jobs. But why does voice dialling need web acess at all? The 4 doesn't have Siri, voice dialling only, yet signal drops and no worky. :-\
My clunky 3gs, voicedialling is fast without Siri. Always wrong, but fast.  So not sure why yours should be so shite. Unless crApple built in a facility on the gayPhone 4 that the call could only happen after asking Sir Steve?
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