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Big_Al

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Sat Night joke
« on: 10 May 2008, 21:01:53 »
My mate Terry next door  said to me this morning

" Hey Al - I've joined The Prostitutes Club"

I said "Terry mate  - there's no such thing"

"Oh yer - well look at this then  -here's my membership card" he said

I said "T-e-r-r-y !   you dimwit -- That says PARACHUTE Club"

Terry replied "OH SH#T -- I've gone and  put myself down for  
      
25 JUMPS ! :y
« Last Edit: 10 May 2008, 21:06:23 by Big_Al »
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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #1 on: 10 May 2008, 21:04:52 »
Really liked that one. :y :y :y
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file28

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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #2 on: 10 May 2008, 21:09:54 »
 ;D ;D ;Dgood one big al  ;D ;D
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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #3 on: 10 May 2008, 21:44:01 »
 ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #4 on: 10 May 2008, 21:45:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Debs.

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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #5 on: 10 May 2008, 21:45:06 »
 ;D Brilliant :y
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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #6 on: 10 May 2008, 21:58:58 »
Cracking!!!!! ;D
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Re: Sat Night joke
« Reply #7 on: 10 May 2008, 22:51:43 »
 :y :y :y :y

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