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« on: 10 May 2008, 12:19:14 »
i was walking past the cemetary the other day
saw four men carrying a coffin round and round searching
3 hours later on my return past the cemetary
the four men were still carrying this coffin round and round
i thought to my self they've lost the rather plot
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 10 May 2008, 23:44:01 »
thats mad, almost as mad as a box of frogs ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 10 May 2008, 23:48:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 10 May 2008, 23:56:29 »
where's the "shaking head in disbelief" smiley when you want one ??

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 10 May 2008, 23:57:05 »


A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”
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« Reply #5 on: 10 May 2008, 23:59:55 »
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D
« Last Edit: 11 May 2008, 00:00:33 by hotel21 »
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« Reply #6 on: 11 May 2008, 00:02:12 »
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 11 May 2008, 00:04:56 »
 
a man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting."thirteen thirteen thirteen!" goes the noise from the mental hospital wards. The mans curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence.Its not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. instantly ,someone jabs him in the eye.As he reels back in agony,the chanting continues "fourteen fourteen fourteen!"
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« Reply #8 on: 11 May 2008, 00:07:49 »
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a man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting."thirteen thirteen thirteen!" goes the noise from the mental hospital wards. The mans curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence.Its not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in. instantly ,someone jabs him in the eye.As he reels back in agony,the chanting continues "fourteen fourteen fourteen!"

is that the same street as this one?

Sorry, but I had already heard it before the original....

Still funny though!
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« Reply #9 on: 11 May 2008, 00:09:09 »
Shows i don't get on here much these days.. ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 11 May 2008, 00:11:09 »
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Shows i don't get on here much these days.. ;)

but you have been missed, none the less.....

We were only talking about again you the other day.......      :P
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« Reply #11 on: 11 May 2008, 00:12:16 »
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 11 May 2008, 00:13:35 »
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


I resent that remark.....   >:(


Dont deny it, just resent it......     ::)


 ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 11 May 2008, 00:15:00 »
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A thousand apologies my friends... :y
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I know when im not wanted... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 11 May 2008, 00:16:16 »
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A man walks into a bar and sees troubled artist Vincent Van Gogh nursing a pint.

"Hi Vince,” says the man. “Can I get you a drink?"

"No thanks,” replies Van Gogh. “I’ve got one ear.”




Its definately over THERE!

no mistake, no understatement...

Its over THERE beside my anorak!

 ;D

I take the hint......... ;D
Good job there aint an offence of possession of a crap joke in a built up area Spongey or H21 would have the cuffs at the ready by now. ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A thousand apologies my friends... :y
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I know when im not wanted... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


It's not YOU thats not wanted .. it's page 54 of your joke book !!

:)
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