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STMO123

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My wife is soooooo funny
« on: 17 April 2013, 17:36:57 »
'Since you didn't splash out on a car' she said, 'we could have a nice Chinese carry out tonight'  ;D ;D

She has taken the dog for walk and I have her fray bentos pie in the oven.
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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #1 on: 17 April 2013, 17:38:30 »
Quote from: STEMO on 17 April 2013, 17:36:57
'Since you didn't splash out on a car' she said, 'we could have a nice Chinese carry out tonight'  ;D ;D

She has taken the dog for walk and I have her fray bentos pie in the oven.
What did she say about the £200 deposit?


Was she pleased?

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STMO123

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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #2 on: 17 April 2013, 17:41:27 »
Quote from: Optitealeaf on 17 April 2013, 17:38:30
Quote from: STEMO on 17 April 2013, 17:36:57
'Since you didn't splash out on a car' she said, 'we could have a nice Chinese carry out tonight'  ;D ;D

She has taken the dog for walk and I have her fray bentos pie in the oven.
What did she say about the £200 deposit?


Was she pleased?
S'nout to do wi' 'er. ::)
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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #3 on: 17 April 2013, 17:45:30 »
Quote from: Optitealeaf on 17 April 2013, 17:38:30
Quote from: STEMO on 17 April 2013, 17:36:57
'Since you didn't splash out on a car' she said, 'we could have a nice Chinese carry out tonight'  ;D ;D

She has taken the dog for walk and I have her fray bentos pie in the oven.
What did she say about the £200 deposit?


Was she pleased?


More than she was when she found out about the deposit he left on the mattress I'll wager. ;D ;D
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STMO123

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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #4 on: 17 April 2013, 17:47:53 »
Right. I'm off to the Chinese then. :-[
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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #5 on: 17 April 2013, 17:50:56 »
come on Captain dont keep on at him hes been trained now hes off the training nappies and in big boys shorts

that sort of thing can happen to anyone, ::) well ok not everyone
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STMO123

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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #6 on: 17 April 2013, 17:52:52 »
......crept in, crapped, and crept out again.  ;D
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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #7 on: 17 April 2013, 18:40:42 »
Quote from: STEMO on 17 April 2013, 17:36:57
'Since you didn't splash out on a car' she said, 'we could have a nice Chinese carry out tonight'  ;D ;D

She has taken the dog for walk and I have her fray bentos pie in the oven.

Does she like horse pie then  ::) ;D
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STMO123

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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #8 on: 17 April 2013, 18:54:37 »
I enjoyed that,, but I'm a bit stuffed. The lad left half a cheeseburger earlier, should've thrown it in the bin instead of down my neck.
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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #9 on: 17 April 2013, 19:39:19 »
reading this from the main menu:

Posted by STEMO
''My wife is soooooo f''

 :o :o :o ;D

was disappointed when it said funny

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Re: My wife is soooooo funny
« Reply #10 on: 17 April 2013, 19:41:57 »
Quote from: Webby the Bear on 17 April 2013, 19:39:19
reading this from the main menu:

Posted by STEMO
''My wife is soooooo f''

 :o :o :o ;D

was disappointed when it said funny
OK. Fat.
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