I'm not up to it anymore

[STMO123]

Self-assembly, metal framed chairs. I'm jiggered.

[tunnie]

Someone been to Ikea? 

[STMO123]

Someone been to Ikea? 

Not IKEA, but similar type of stuff. Hygena dining table and chairs. Leather outer with metal frame (chairs), 132 bolts and washers.

[omega3000]

Someone been to Ikea? 

Not IKEA, but similar type of stuff. Hygena dining table and chairs. Leather outer with metal frame (chairs), 132 bolts and washers.

I like a jigsaw 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I felt certain that this thread was about sex.

[paul.lovejoy]

i thought it may have been about rear end pressure or should that be pleasure

[STMO123]

I felt certain that this thread was about sex.

Yes. I knew you would, Cosmo.

[cleggy]

Serves you right, we bought Old Charm oak furiture, for the downstairs and Stag Minstel for the bedrooms years ago, still as good as new, quality is cheaper in the long run.

Flat Pack self assembly  No style no taste and I always get bits left over or not enough

Saw you coming a bit, like a Suzuki 4 x 4   

[STMO123]

Serves you right, we bought Old Charm oak furiture, for the downstairs and Stag Minstel for the bedrooms years ago, still as good as new, quality is cheaper in the long run.

Flat Pack self assembly  No style no taste and I always get bits left over or not enough

Saw you coming a bit, like a Suzuki 4 x 4 

Miserable old mingebag. Great the lady of the house to some new furniture.
Besides, 'Old charm' definitely doesn't suit you.

[cleggy]

Serves you right, we bought Old Charm oak furiture, for the downstairs and Stag Minstel for the bedrooms years ago, still as good as new, quality is cheaper in the long run.

Flat Pack self assembly  No style no taste and I always get bits left over or not enough

Saw you coming a bit, like a Suzuki 4 x 4 

Miserable old mingebag. Great the lady of the house to some new furniture.
Besides, 'Old charm' definitely doesn't suit you.

We indigenous Yorksire folk have style, not making do with what you can nick from a skip

[ozzycat]

  we had noticed

[pscocoa]

Self-assembly, metal framed chairs. I'm jiggered.

Is this for you to sit in and wheel around?

[Vamps]

Self-assembly, metal framed chairs. I'm jiggered.

Is this for you to sit in and wheel around?

Nice one...............