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Andyb

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a little bit better (joke)men only
« on: 13 May 2008, 19:50:14 »

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Spain.

The view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional.

"Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. In Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nuttin," said Paddy. "Back home in Dublin there's O'Driscoll's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, all on the house.'

"What ?" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you ?"











"Not me meself, personally, no." said Paddy, "But it did happen to me sister."
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2008, 19:53:24 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2008, 19:54:36 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2008, 20:47:08 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2008, 20:54:35 »

 [smiley=rolleyes.gif]Because it was labelled a 'blokey' men-only joke; of course, I didn`t read it [smiley=engel017.gif]....nor did would I find it remotely funny. ;D

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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2008, 21:22:37 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2008, 21:31:34 »

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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2008, 21:50:33 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #8 on: 14 May 2008, 15:23:28 »

he he he
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #9 on: 14 May 2008, 17:11:39 »

That was just brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #10 on: 14 May 2008, 17:17:14 »

i laughed my head off, but ive just had to explain it to my brother in law . ::) ::) :-?
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Re: a little bit better (joke)men only
« Reply #11 on: 14 May 2008, 17:44:57 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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