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[Terbs]

Big day tomorrow....daughter is getting married. Whately Hall, Banbury
As father of the bride, I shall perform my three commitments to the best of my ability....walking her up the aisle, giving a speech, and getting drunk
Women faffing about like demented demons, orders coming at me thick and fast Just goes over my head
Can't seem to get excited ....is it just me, or is it the norm.
Bearing in mind, they have lived together for 12 years, and I have an ace grandson.........

[cleggy]

I hope you and Chris have a great day 

[Kevin Wood]

walking her up the aisle, giving a speech, and getting drunk

You forgot one.. Bringing your cheque book.

Have a great day.

[YZ250]

Hope the weather holds out for you all. 

I'm sure you'll perform your tasks with ease Tony. Have a great day. 

[fastandy36]

yessir, it'll be your job to buy drinks all day for all your friends, family, people you havent seen for ages, also for +1's of guests (to make them feel welcome), and to leave tips for the priest, caterers, hotel staff, limo driver etc ... hope you did actually take out that second mortgage after all ...!

[pscocoa]

Have a great day - both my kids got married last year within 3 months but managed to keep my cool if not my money - don't you get drunk now. Fund the beer and wine for them all but not the spirits

[Terbs]

yessir, it'll be your job to buy drinks all day for all your friends, family, people you havent seen for ages, also for +1's of guests (to make them feel welcome), and to leave tips for the priest, caterers, hotel staff, limo driver etc ... hope you did actually take out that second mortgage after all ...!

Unfortunately...that ain't going to happen

[omega3000]

walking her up the aisle, giving a speech, and getting drunk

You forgot one.. Bringing your cheque book.

Have a great day.

 

Have a great day 

[Radar]

Congratulations and wishing you all a great day

[Entwood]

Hope all goes well .... (and none of your relatives are Dothraki ...or things could get messy    )

 

[cem_devecioglu]

Good luck Terbert, I hope all goes well

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Many people find it hard to get on the property ladder these days. Maybe a £20,000 deposit would make your daughter smile, Mr Terbert.

[Terbs]

My dear Mr Opti....she already has a house in the financial centre of the midlands....Brackley. (Where the millionaire TB resides). She has probably got more money than me and swmbo

And thanks to all for your kind wishes....who said we have not got a community

[Andy B]

All the best for the day!       

[ozzycat]

good luck for tomorrow enjoy the day