dont feel sorry for the old man let me let you into what mr magoo as i call him is like typical senario
mine and wifeys wedding, the first dance now traditionally its the bride wifey and the groom me

nope not according to mr magoo
after the supposed DJ could not find the music on his lap top, laptop ffs what happened to cds and even records this young spotty kid turns up with just a laptop i kid you not and announces hes the dj

, so we went with it wifeys dad was not to impressed and told him so on more than one occaision scary bl;oke
eventually i found our song on the bloody pub juke box so got oldest son to put it on for us got ready for the first dance with my lovely wifey and some grunge heavey metal shite started playing dosey bell end only put a quid in and got 3 records

and nooo he could not pick something smooth and mellow

eventually our song came on and i had lost wifey, gezzzz how hard can it be, found wifey and we started the first dance not 20 seconds into the dance out of the corner of my eye i saw mr magoo wobbling over, i thought what now, empty dance, floor two people dancing ,what the hell is he up to
taps me on the shoulder pushes me out the way and starts dancing with wifey

, you could hear the shock from people watching and i could see people restraining wifeys dad from blowing a fuse. I managed to prise wifey away from mr magoo to continue the first dance whilst telling him to far cough. fortunatley my sister grabbed him and led him away.
thats the sort of thing i have to deal with

sorry of topic but a funny story just one of many he caused on my wedding day
