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Friday joke :)
« on: 10 November 2006, 10:21:35 »

An amusing joke to round the week off with......

A Man's Story.......
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It
was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little"sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me." I was stunned - frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs
at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.

Lo and behold, my girlfriend's entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test..... We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!!!
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #1 on: 10 November 2006, 11:36:24 »

Old joke, but still oh so good  ;D
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #2 on: 10 November 2006, 11:38:28 »

Excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #3 on: 10 November 2006, 11:46:29 »

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Old joke, but still oh so good  ;D
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #4 on: 10 November 2006, 12:11:29 »

Well, I haven't heard it Bob ;D
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #5 on: 10 November 2006, 12:21:22 »

oldies are the best ( jokes that is)  :y ;D
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #6 on: 10 November 2006, 13:23:53 »

Im afraid there would be no wedding if it was me ;D
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #7 on: 10 November 2006, 13:33:29 »

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Im afraid there would be no wedding if it was me ;D

Yeah, I don't think I would have gone for the johnnies either!  8-)
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #8 on: 10 November 2006, 17:08:50 »

Excellent. That cheered me up :y
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #9 on: 10 November 2006, 17:35:24 »

Made me smile :y
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Re: Friday joke :)
« Reply #10 on: 10 November 2006, 21:04:21 »

So that's what the hidden compartment next to the steering wheel is for.  Nice one  :y
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