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[Nick W]

My last job today was a non-start on a Focus in a petrol station.
When I turned up the customer said that it wouldn't start, and that when he checked under the bonnet there was a rabbit.
What with his heavy accent, passing traffic and other background noise I thought I'd misheard him and wondered what he meant.

So you can imagine my surprise when I opened the bonnet.
And the rabbit sitting on the engine looked at me, turned round, climbed down the back of the engine and disappeared.

After that, it was just a normal jump start.

[cem_devecioglu]

  
 

[unlucky alf]

Hare today, Gone tomorow then ,,,(I'll get me coat)

[Varche]

Pretty decent of you, anyone else would have passed the buck and told him to hop it.

[Andy B]

Hare today, Gone tomorow then ,,,(I'll get me coat)

Pass Nick his coat as you leave please     

[Nick W]

I've got some sheepskin slippers; a rabbitskin hat would be nice for next winter.

[tidla]

Is your real name Alice?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Must have been a hare raising experience and I bet the driver was hopping mad!!! 

[paul.lovejoy]

come back to this one when i have had a drink or two or even three.

or is there something i am just not getting

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes you probably need to stew a bit on this Lovebunny, but I'll be all ears to hear your thoughts! 

[omegod]

Was the owners name Warren per chance?