A joke came to mind as I wrote that...
A man of faith lived in a house by a large river. On day the man awoke to find the river had burst its banks and he was trapped.
A chap with a large 4x4 drove through the three foot deep water, right upto the mans porch. "Jump in", he called, "we've room for one more."
"It's OK", replied the man, "for I am a man of faith, and God will save me, but thanks anyway."
"Fair dos" returned the rescuer, and off he drove.
A couple of hours later and the water was ten feet deep. A boat came along and stopped next an upstairs window.
The driver called out, "Jump in, we've room for one more."
"It's OK", replied the man, "for I am a man of faith, and God will save me, but thanks anyway."
"Fair dos" returned the rescuer, and off the boat went.
A couple more hours go by, and the water is now fifteen feet deep, and the man is sat on his roof. A helicopter appears, and hovers over the house and a man is lowered by its winch. "We've come to rescue you", the winch man shouts.
"It's OK", replied the man, "for I am a man of faith, and God will save me, but thanks anyway."
"Fair dos" returned the winch man, and off the helicopter flew.
That night the man drowned, and being a man of faith, he finds himself at Saint Peters door. Saint Peters comes out and says to the man "How did you end up here?"
The man replied, rather dissappointed about being dead,"I am a man of faith, and I thought that God would save me."
"Well",said Saint Peter, "we sent a man in a 4x4, followed by a man in a boat and finally a helicopter. Yet you sent them all away. So here you are. Dead."
I wonder if, given the current state of affairs with the unusual weather around the world, that the Second Coming might actually be on its way