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Are These Your Kids?
« on: 17 May 2008, 00:38:32 »

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« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2008, 00:40:25 »

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Ahh! Bless em!  But thank God they are not mine!
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« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2008, 00:40:42 »

oops :D :D
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« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2008, 00:42:17 »

Insurance job, can I borrow them, need a new carpet. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2008, 00:42:33 »

[size=18]It was'nt me Daddy[/size]
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« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2008, 01:12:44 »

Had too laugh ;D ;D
My sister split up with her first husband and decided to paint the kitchen... so she spent all day getting the right paint.....
She woke up the next morning to a strange smell???
Went downstairs to find the kitchen units, fridge, freezer, budgie stand and carpet covered in paint ;D ;D ;D
We spent hours with turps trying to get the paint off ;D ;D

Little ducks thought they were helping ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 17 May 2008, 01:16:53 »

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[size=18]It was'nt me Daddy[/size]
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Love it, how often have we heard that. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 17 May 2008, 06:17:04 »

My Mum, when I was very small had left me at the table with 2 small bottles of Airfix model paints (I honestly cant remeber the rest of the reason why I was left on my own for a short while or what we were actully doing) when she returned the bottles were empty, beginning to panic she checked me 1st for signs of it on me, and then to see where I had spilt it.....


Not finding the paint in any of the obvious places she then became to investigate.  It seems I had gone under the table and had carefully been drawing/painting pretty patterns and stripes on the walls with the 2 airfix model paints.

A few years later I was actully told that I thought I was trying to help Mummy with the decorating, she had just spent over a week, doing her 1st ever decoroting job of stripping and rehanging all new wallpaper and doing the gloss work.  Unfortuneatly it was not wall paper that could just be painted over.

I then realised why my Mother allways used painable wall paper all the thme.

Yes sadly, I was all because of liccle ol me.
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« Reply #8 on: 17 May 2008, 07:48:32 »

My mates youngster thought he would clean the car. So hooked hose up to hot tap then and started s scrubbing. WIth a brilow!!!!
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My mates youngster thought he would clean the car. So hooked hose up to hot tap then and started s scrubbing. WIth a brilow!!!!


Ouchhhhh!  I bet that turned into the most expensive car wash ever! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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That would explain the laptop i got in last week  ;D (no i really did get a laptop in that the customer said they had spilt paint on, what they didnt telll us though was they cleaned it off with turps :o it stunk the whole workshop out)
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That would explain the laptop i got in last week  ;D (no i really did get a laptop in that the customer said they had spilt paint on, what they didnt telll us though was they cleaned it off with turps :o it stunk the whole workshop out)

It gives another meaning to cleaning up the internet! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 17 May 2008, 12:03:59 »

Looks like they have been overcome with emulsion. Boom Boom.
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« Reply #13 on: 17 May 2008, 20:58:40 »

That is strangely familiar

anyone need tips to remove an entire pot of sudacrem thats been smeared all over a 3 year old, or tips to remove crayon from an lcd tv let me know  >:(

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« Reply #14 on: 17 May 2008, 20:59:24 »

 :o ;D :o ;D
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