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MR MISTER

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Who thinks this is a good idea?
« on: 10 June 2013, 19:18:53 »
I received a bowel cancer testing kit through the post a while back. You have to poke a stick into three separate Richard the thirds at regular intervals and liberally smear shite on to two little windows inside a cardboard wallet then tuck the flap under a tab. So....when completed it looks like just an innocent little cardboard wallet with three, liftable flaps. No 'Beware! Shite!' signs or anything.
Now, my plan. My wife is very gullible and, for reasons known only to her, trusts me implicitly. I was thinking of telling her that three new man fragrances had come through the post on scratch-and-sniff cards. I have tried them and resealed the flaps.........can you see my plan yet......? ;D

Whadderyer think?
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #1 on: 10 June 2013, 19:20:08 »
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #2 on: 10 June 2013, 19:21:54 »
+1  ::)
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #3 on: 10 June 2013, 19:21:59 »
Extremely dangerous grounds that you're considering walking on.
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #4 on: 10 June 2013, 19:22:08 »
Quote from: henryd on 10 June 2013, 19:20:08
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long  ;D
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #5 on: 10 June 2013, 19:22:29 »
Might just get you sectioned ;D

No bad thing me thinks ::)
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MR MISTER

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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #6 on: 10 June 2013, 19:24:16 »
You newbies are no fun at all. :P
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #7 on: 10 June 2013, 19:25:07 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2013, 19:22:08
Quote from: henryd on 10 June 2013, 19:20:08
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long  ;D
Well, in that case.... ;D


You say this Lady trusts you implicitly? Hmmm, I think not Pinocchio.  :P
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #8 on: 10 June 2013, 19:27:34 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2013, 19:24:16
You newbies are no fun at all. :P

Give it time, we might warm to you :-\
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #9 on: 10 June 2013, 19:28:25 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 10 June 2013, 19:25:07
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2013, 19:22:08
Quote from: henryd on 10 June 2013, 19:20:08
I think you're a dead man walking :-X
I might die through pissing myself laughing for too long  ;D
Well, in that case.... ;D


You say this Lady trusts you implicitly? Hmmm, I think not Pinocchio.  :P
She does. She's like a kid who knows its gonna be a trick but keeps coming back for more. I, of course, always promise I'll never do it again. ::)
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #10 on: 10 June 2013, 19:39:36 »
If she doesn't see the funny side, it might just end your life, whereas if you send it back for the test, it might just save your life.
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #11 on: 10 June 2013, 20:03:30 »
If you do it Steve, I reckon you'll be in the sh*t  ;D
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #12 on: 10 June 2013, 20:09:43 »
Only you could dream it up, been using the scratch and sniff Avon again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I agree with Rods2, forget the odour it might just let you get older :y   
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #13 on: 10 June 2013, 20:15:14 »
You dirty rotten scoundrel you ;D
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Re: Who thinks this is a good idea?
« Reply #14 on: 11 June 2013, 13:00:26 »
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Good-bye Steve, it has been nice knowing you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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