Could be worse though, eh Guffer? All four limbs still intact, etc..

I best not get started on the NHS, though. It could be something great - as a colleague at work pointed out, the budget for the German health system is near as makes no difference as the NHS budget, yet their standards of care, waiting times and so on are infinitely better.. so where's the problem? Probably the 12398712983 middle managers and management consultants.
But then I watch the diagnosis process going on here with Amy's Nan - she's elderly but generally in good health, had a knee replacement last year which gave her full mobility back and was an absolute credit to the NHS, can't fault them there. But recently she's had a long running chest infection and hacking cough culminating in her waking up one morning with shooting pains in (the other) leg with the slightest of movements in her back and unable to bear any weight on it.. my first thought was coughing in the night causing a trapped nerve, but the doctors have so far said:
1) Your hip is shot, old age, probably never be able to bear any weight, terribly sorry, bye!
2) You've pulled a muscle in your sleep
3) When it's got worse with time, oh, you've torn a muscle in your sleep
4) We can do you an X-ray but it'll be a month (meanwhile she's is basically immobile in the house, having gone from being fitter and healthier than me to requiring full time care)
5) Oh, you're here for an X-ray? Nobody booked you in! (Despite the emergency doctor saying he had)
Not once in three weeks has anyone said "Hm, shooting pains in your leg not related to any physical activity, pain when moving your back .. maybe you have a trapped nerve/prolapsed disc" which, to me, seems like the obvious diagnosis to be confirmed with a back X-ray/MRI?
Anyhoo.. moving on!